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GTIL: Helping Dubbers get his stalk on with Dusty Gates.
It's monday.
GTIL: Helping Dubbers get his stalk on with Dusty Gates.
Barp barp? baaarrrp? BARP BAAAARRRRPP? plhpslsphlsphlsphlphlsphlsphlphlsBAARP?
Here is a question for the pub.
You are out in a group that includes mates GF's and you generally give them the hello and goodbye cheek kiss, Now if a new girl comes into the group that you have never met, does she get the farewell kiss?
If I had just been introduced I would generally shake her hand at the start of the night, but at the end of the night when you have just kissed 5 or so chicks in a row does the new 6th girl get a kiss or just a polite goodbye?
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"
Gauge her interest, if she seems to go for it, then give her a goodnight kiss.
Then put your dick in her.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?
Gets one too, no need to segregate the new kid.
Haha that kid has all the body language of someone who knows he's about to be totally busted.
Redfern: If you never see her again, then it's a once off anyway, no harm no foul. If she's in this group from now on, then you're going to have to include her sooner or later, so you might as well get it over & done with now.
However if her body language or facial expression indicates fear/repulsion, then don't push it. In this case I would go for a firm handshake and laugh it off with a little joke such as "no offence, I can't kiss you until your credit history report comes back. Better luck next time".
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Kisses for all then!
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"
Mr Corgan, why don't you have a seat over there?
Bumseks
Dubs
Hey pub, swear to Christ that all of Forest Lakes is out to fucking kill motorcyclists.
FEADCinc, PSB?
No 3G for optus in geraldton. WTF!!
I think I see the problem...Optus
Pub,
I just ate some fridge sausages, which were questionable at best. I think I bought them last Monday, alternately I may have bought them before I went to Europe. If this turns out to be even worse a decision that I thought, then screw you all. Nobody is allowed to play with my toys.
Is this code for something mr brendon?fridge sausages
yes, its code for meat sausage
After drilling a 700 metre hole they have found the miners trapped ungerground in Chile from the mine colapse on the 5th of August.
They can feed and water them through the hole, but they reckon it is going to take them four months to dig them out.
Four and half months trapped under ground!
You think they should mix alittlelot of something into the food?
edit: Thanks for your MMS BTW peel.
OK pub... listened to this a few times, including greg giraldo's latest work on last comic standing. Shit is good... Makes some good points. As a 16 year old I found the shit hilarious and now I kinda see the truth in it...
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil 'cos I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley...
hey pub,
did you know australia post now offers car insurance as well?
Car Insurance from Australia Post
wtf???
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