Noble likes his bikes as well. He just had a challenge a few episodes back on Fifth Gear riding trials. Yeah he be Geordie

Noble likes his bikes as well. He just had a challenge a few episodes back on Fifth Gear riding trials. Yeah he be Geordie
I don't mind Russell Brand...

I think he's pretty funny.
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Spuddy, why are you now 1?
EDIT: Lefty, you are a COCKSNOGGER who snogs Browncow's cock.
/cocksnogger
Because he is trying to be like me.
That makes sence
/cocksnogger
Bite me.

Captain Starfish is currently pimping:
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What I initially thought too...
That Shane character does LOVE the cock.
Obviously
Edit: Obviously
Edit2: Obviously
Edit3: Obviously
You're a terrible person Jim.
Le sigh.
I am such a photoshop noob. So much to learn.
Go to Tafe if you want to get pro at PS.

Somebody please help me with the last line:
"Thank You for calling Blarklebark, you're speaking with Deborah"
"Yair, I just got my insurance renewal, you've changed the agreed value of my car, it's too low"
"Well, let's change that for you. What amount do you think you'd need if you had to buy a car just like the model you've got, in the same condition as yours?"
"I've got no idea"
<INSERT APPROPRIATE RESPONSE HERE>
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"Well what is written on the piece of paper in front of you?"

"But you lowered last year's amount - you're just trying to rip me off - I paid $20k three years ago, I'd expect it to be covered for at least that much now"
Yes, people actually say this. Several times a day.
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Someone was angry on the way home on Roe hwy overpass (over Tonkin in Welshpool). Big sign stuck in the concrete barrier saying 'Death to Arab Scum'.
Charming.
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