Fuck the news makes me want to stab people sometimes. People being interviewed after stepping off a plane from NZ bitching about the government not getting them home faster. I'm sure the people who have had a good slab of their life utterly ruined feel your pain you whiny cunts.
Originally Posted by andymac
In the case of the Christchurch residents, the good slab of their lives was the one that didn't land on their heads.
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So i'm in hospital, sitting here waiting for them to get their act together. Drip was taken out last night instead of being refilled for 2 more lots of antibiotics, so now i had to have one this morning then wait 8 hours to have the next.
Since i am going to be here til 6 instead of the 10am discharge, does anyone know how i go about getting morphine? Do you just ask or do you have to show you are in pain?
Haha I love it.
"I'm in pain! I need morphine!"
"Yeah? Prove it, bitch."
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! THIS IS THE MOST PAIN I'VE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!"
"Pfft you're totally faking, junkie fuck."
just make sure the tracks on your arm are covered and you should be sweet
Tell them you are in a shitload of pain, they might give you a shot of morphine, or some Oxy pills.
Either way, free opiates.
Didnt work.
They said since its the first time i have complained of pain i need to start with the weaker ones first.
Might need to try harder.
Half a panadol then? Bad luck, that man.
I tapa'd to talk with my HTC Desire, innit?
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Well truth be told i took the first lot, then got up and moved around on crutches.
Pain was pretty bad. I think the block wore off and when they saw that they were pretty happy to give me the good stuff. Took it about half an hour ago and feel no different in any way, be it pain or euphoria.
That means they gave you a placebo, you filthy biker junkie
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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I think i spoke too soon earlier.......doing something now.
I like these placebos you speak of barfy.
And desmo, it's the endone ones.......is that another name for the oxy's you were talking about?
Yep, Endone is just a brand name for Oxycodone Hydrochloride. Same as Oxycontin, Oxynorm etc.
They gave me a shot of something, and I'd never been more stoned before in my life.
Take FULL advantage of the pain meds while you're in there.
Mekon are you heading down to phillip island?
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Nah, in town sorting out some personal real estate business, trip is for wife for valentines day so she can see a friend. So sticking to city.
Trying to reign in spending. Some nice bikes just parked on the pavement like the 749 r. Having said that there's more hyosungs here. Seen a few ferraris driving down st Kilda rd.
Just fucking love this place, nice and polite people most places and cultural events and great restaurants. Free Bands playing etc. Am seriously thinking of getting transferred here.
I can just imagine you walking into the maternity ward, shaking the nurses hand and saying "Hi, my name is Mrs Epidural Please"
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