The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[Orson]

Yeah, just while I'm still riding the high from Saturday night. Then the titties will prolly come back

[drinking_company]

baddgers baddgers badgers, mushroom,
soooo...yeah i dont know wat ibtl means
this thread is pretty funny but, only just found it

[Orson]

In Before The Lock

[Barfridge]

no lock here, just chat and stuff

[Lefty]

Someone find me a better teen movie:

[browncow]

no lock here, just chat and stuff

Love your work.
Everyone continue to not get butthurt and have fun times m8's.

[Orson]

Yeah, no butthurt here, see!



[/Fat Chef Goatse]

[browncow]

Hahahha.
PubTalk: So get this right. I got woken up this morning by a fucking tree trying to take on the Apartment building.
Apartment won, with a couple of minor scratches.

Fuck you nature.

[Satan1]

Hahahha.
PubTalk: So get this right. I got woken up this morning by a fucking tree trying to take on the Apartment building.
Apartment won, with a couple of minor scratches.

Fuck you nature.

You mean PubTalk: "So get this right. I was the banging this bitch this morning still from last night, that's how i roll' and fuck! a fricken tree starts trying to take on the Apartment building. I walked out there and taught it how to be tree, it got in a couple of lucky blows but I still feel I won the fight."

[browncow]

WSS, except you missed out the dinosaurs in jets.



It was pretty much EXCATLY like that.

[Nath]

Did someone say Dinosaurs ?

[drinking_company]

dazed and confused is pretty awesome but ferris bullers day off is still a classic

[browncow]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off >*

[Maxo]

Hahahha.
PubTalk: So get this right. I got woken up this morning by a fucking tyrannosaurus in an f15 bombing the apartment. So opened the window and shot it down with a chopstick, broom handle, orange juice and some tweezers.

Then the lesbians in the apartment below me all came into my room and took turns posing for photos that they will later whinge about on the internet.

I demand photos to prove this story.

[browncow]

I demand photos to prove this story.

I'm at work at the mo.
I got halfway through typing into google "Lesbian photoshoot" before it occurred to me that work might kick up a stink.

[g0zer]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off >*

softcore

less than zero

[drinking_company]

[browncow]

Thnx dood.

[snowflake]

Hahahaha!

On a different note, my company has just informed me that rather than getting paid tomorrow, I have to wait until Thursday. This make me angry

[Barfridge]

That sucks, I hope you don't have any direct debits that need to come out...