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  1. 21-08-2006, 04:28 PM #1
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    One of the guys at work has an absolute DRAGON for a landlord. And she's always ringing to try and get hold of him. For those who don't know, I'm an admin manager for a call centre, and this fella is on the phones ALL DAY besides break times.

    So about 10 minutes ago the phone rings.

    Dragon: is Mr Smith in? (not real name)
    Me: yes, but he is on the phone
    Dragon: how long will he be?
    Me: it's a call centre. he's on the phone all day (i have this conversation with her every time she rings - daily - but this time she decides to do something different....)
    Dragon: I'll hold.
    Me: but i don't know...
    Dragon: I'LL HOLD.
    Me: ok.

    *click*

    She's now been on hold for at least 15 minutes, and i'm going home early.
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    isn't peanut your cat?
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  2. 21-08-2006, 04:30 PM #2
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    *whew*

    I thought this was about my email.
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    (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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  3. 21-08-2006, 04:32 PM #3
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    *whew*

    I thought this was about my email.
    [/b]
    this?

    I'm typing this 1 handed 'cos I just stuck my left ring finger through the little loop on the back of my left shoe and now I can't get it out [/b]
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  4. 21-08-2006, 04:33 PM #4
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    ...that would be the one, yeah

    Thanks, Daise. Appreciate it
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    (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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  5. 21-08-2006, 04:35 PM #5
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    you're a tit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephyyyy View Post
    .. cause i'm sick of guys thinking theyre so hot when most chicks like that don't even know how to live and can't even do any maths of any kind..
    If you're a girl and want access to the kitchen check HERE
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    I have one, too!

    Bought it Saturday in the city.

    A stress tit

    Think I'll get another one on the way home so I've got a pair!
    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
    (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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    I'm typing this 1 handed 'cos I just stuck my left ring finger through the little loop on the back of my left shoe and now I can't get it out[/b]


    *Breathe*



    Oh mercy...
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    I have one, too!

    Bought it Saturday in the city.

    A stress tit

    Think I'll get another one on the way home so I've got a pair!
    [/b]
    your a double tit!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephyyyy View Post
    .. cause i'm sick of guys thinking theyre so hot when most chicks like that don't even know how to live and can't even do any maths of any kind..
    If you're a girl and want access to the kitchen check HERE
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  9. 21-08-2006, 04:51 PM #9
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    I'll second that double tit motion.
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    pfft whore out your own thread




    The Dragon just hung up after holding for 40 minutes.
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  11. 21-08-2006, 07:51 PM #11
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    I love doing this to tele-marketers

    Every minute or so tell them you "will be right with them".

    Keep them going as long as you can, then hang up.

    Or ask what colour panties they are wearing, then they usually hang up on you.

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    Question

    I have one, too!

    Bought it Saturday in the city.

    A stress tit

    Think I'll get another one on the way home so I've got a pair!
    [/b]
    Im still recovering from the visual sensation that was Cowgirl playing with shrikes tit on saturday night...
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  13. 22-08-2006, 07:57 AM #13
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    yeah, she couldn't keep her hands off my tit
    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
    (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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    yeah, she couldn't keep her hands off my tit
    [/b]

    Mmmmm Shrikes tits
    *dreams*
    Hello, you've reached the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4, and 5. If you are simply paranoid, just stay on the line - we know who you are.
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  15. 23-08-2006, 09:03 AM #15
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    You know you love it
    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
    (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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    Hello, you've reached the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4, and 5. If you are simply paranoid, just stay on the line - we know who you are.
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    Might have to bring the pair next time.

    And start charging people to cop a feel...
    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
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    Has Cowgirl gone off XS's tits
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    Has Cowgirl gone off XS's tits
    [/b]
    Cowgirl has never been allowed on my tits, not that she would ever want my tits in the first place. Besides, i'm sure she has had better tits on offer anyway.
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    I'm typing this 1 handed 'cos I just stuck my left ring finger through the little loop on the back of my left shoe and now I can't get it out [/b]

    Fucking Arse clown!!
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