So I've got this idea...

[CitizenD]

With RU486 soon to be readily available is it prudent, in the early days of the relationship, perhaps to drop one in the lasagne? Make sure you're starting with a clean slate, you know? Science is so awesome.

[Desmo]

LOL.
The ultimate roofie.
Fuck her before you have fucked her.

[fonzy]

so wrong

[Fat Pat]

Oh, that's so wrong, but so right.

That's our "D", one of a kind....

[Zaffira]

I think I've said it before ... You've a strange mind but you always make me laugh

[Roger Explosion]

Sensible idea. pre emtive crime prevention.
"Pregnant again Mrs Shazza? Number 6 isn't it? Hmmm, take this "vitamin" and call me in the morning."

[joneen13]

I feel its only a matter of time before this thread gets locked but I fully agree, as long as it doesnt have any weird side effects, and you dont mix it up with the rohipnol (or however you spell it)...

[sven]

that sir is gold

[Harro]

Row, row, row rohiphnol
slip it in her drink,
wait till she passes out,
then play with her mink.

this in no way condones nor encourages such boorish behaviour it is mearly there for amusement. If you aint man enough to get a bird by wits alone, then you dont deserve one!

[Princess deb]

Meh, I'm sure you've done worse...

Unless "lasagne" is just a euphemism - RU486 isn't adminstered in that fashion (allegedly).

[Dragunov-21]

Unless "lasagne" is just a euphemism - RU486 isn't adminstered in that fashion (allegedly).

I've got no idea how it is administered, but I just noticed a certain resemblance, and from now on, I shall refer to having sex as "slipping it in her lasagne".

Now watch me not be able to get a date ever again

[Princess deb]

It's not the first time I've left a guy unable to date other women.

[likefry]

well it does sound mean but i say its the smart thing to do.

My mate just got the scare of his life when his his ex missus told him she was pregnant (hes only 21).
The whole time they were dating (a few months) she said she wanted kids.

She's 18 and from Mandurah and a psycho crazy bitch.

But then told him shes been shagging another guy very soon after they stopped seeing each other.

[Desmo]

It's not the first time I've left a guy unable to date other women.

Did he turn?

[Princess deb]

Refresh my memory: is the question "should you spike someone's meal with prescription medication" or is it "should you fuck psycho 18 year old skanks"? As someone whose biggest dilemma is choosing betwen Woolies and IGA, I view both of these scenarios with detached amusement.

Did he turn?

Not that I'm aware of, but I do know a few guys who'd jump the fence for Dugy.

[Roger Explosion]

Row, row, row rohiphnol
slip it in her drink,
wait till she passes out,
then play with her mink.

this in no way condones nor encourages such boorish behaviour it is mearly there for amusement. If you aint man enough to get a bird by wits alone, then you dont deserve one!

I rarely happens anyway. Out of all the drink spiking incidents reported last year, they all turned out to be that the bird had just had too much to drink and did something she regreted. RPH gets a genuine drink spiking incident less than three times a year on average.

[Maxo]

I rarely happens anyway. Out of all the drink spiking incidents reported last year, they all turned out to be that the bird had just had too much to drink and did something she regreted. RPH gets a genuine drink spiking incident less than three times a year on average.

I doubt the majority of people who get their drinks spiked call an ambulance..

[Randomman]

"should you fuck psycho 18 year old skanks"?

You should. Then blow in their mouth and make them swallow, makes it impossible for them to turkey baste afterwards.

[Rider]

I rarely happens anyway. Out of all the drink spiking incidents reported last year, they all turned out to be that the bird had just had too much to drink and did something she regreted. RPH gets a genuine drink spiking incident less than three times a year on average.

So true. Chicks are quick to blame drink spiking but the reality is they were just dumb cows who had 10 Smirnov Blacks on en empty stomach.

[The Saint]

What's a "true chick"?