Stoopid Email lists and attachments

[Rooster]

You know the ones, the "fwd this to 1o of friends" and the "Check this out" and the "True Story" emails that we all get, my hotmail inbox is FULL of them and for some strange reason i archive them all! LOL, Fuck knows why!

So, lets see em, post em up for all to laugh at.

I'll kick it of with this little ripper.

Tips to save your bacon (only from America!)

After reading these9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about.
It
never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.


1. Tip fromTae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!


2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks ! for your wallet and/or purse,DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver
won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.


4. Women have a tendency to get into! their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list,
etc.DON'T DO THIS!)The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVEOFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVEOFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than
having them find your body in a remote location.



5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side
floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big va! n, enter your car from the passenger
door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their
vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you
may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk
you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6.ALWAYStake the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible
places to be alone and the perfect crime spot! This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,ALWAYS
RUN!The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then,
it most likelyWILL NOTbe a vital organ.RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:STOPIt may get you
raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man,
who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked! with a
cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.

************* Here it is *******

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying
baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because
it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her"Whatever you do,
DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window,
and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and ge! t run ov er. The
policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry
recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped
off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women
saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home
alone at night.[/b]

[Barfrangipani]

the level of paranoia is hillarious, and disturbing at the same time.

I'd hate to meet the woman who wrote that, she must be one hell of a nutjob.

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The emails that shit me are the ones where there is a picture of a baby in a hospital, then subject line is something "only a person without a heart wouldn't forward this on".

The message says the baby need an operation blah blah, and microsoft will donate 3 cents for every time you forward this message blah blah. So how do MS keep track of this? (answer: they can't, and would know nothing about it). So this brings me to the question: what is the point of the message to start with?

[Bunyack]

I'd hate to meet the woman who wrote that, she must be one hell of a nutjob.
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Of course you would Barfridge, think about it, you drive a white van, if you approached her she might use tip 1:

1. Tip fromTae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do![/b]

The emails that shit me are the ones where there is a picture of a baby in a hospital, then subject line is something "only a person without a heart wouldn't forward this on".[/b]

you deleted it didnt you :-/ heartless!!


please forward this massage to 8 people and you will have happiness forever!!!

[Barfrangipani]

screw you assmonkey.

I don't have the white van anymore, and yes, I did delete the email. The world needs less parasitic little sicktards being a drain on our resources and diluting the gene pool.

[Chris]

Most of the "MS/Sony etc are monitoring the progress of this email, cc <email address> in on your forward" emails are done as a DNS attack against someone&#39;s server or they&#39;re phishing for active email addresses for spam companies.

Cunties.