Things to do while in Cairns

[D'Artagnan]

for a week long party (school reunion)!!

1) Borrow uncles bike and do the Gillies!
2) Moderate alcohol intake to ensure I last the week
3) Keep my promise to Wife NOT to fool around with ex-girlfriends
4) Be sober for flight home and bus trip to the tablelands (school visit)
5) Keep my promise to Wife NOT to fool around with wannabe ex-girlfriends
6) Get suntan
7) Don't give into temptation NOT to return

Have fun while I'm away. I'll be thinking of you all

D'Art

[rc_sam]

There's nothing in there about hooking up with any of the many backpackers who go there....

[Captain Starfish]

...Wife...

ahh. woolshed