When english just wont do

[polonY]

Troglodyte - [ English to AOL Translator ]

May come in handy when you need to communicate with the illiterates of the forum

[Sarbear]

i miss jacob... he was always calling people that

[Kryzaach]

I dunno, I think it loses a little in the translation:

I DESPIES UR GENERAL APARANAEC AND ODOUR!111! 2 ATEMPT 2 DESCRIEB UR OLFAC2RY PROP3RTEIS WUD D3FY MAH COMAND OF DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG

[shrike]

i miss jacob... he was always calling people that

aww that's ok. i'll call you a troglodite if ever you come over like you say you will...

[Charger]

ha
My ebay user name is monkeylovingtroglodyte

[Kickass Koolridge]

In addition, it may be difficult for managers to evaluate which specific need an employee may be trying to satisfy, therefore making it difficult to implement strategies to satisfy needs and increase motivation (Waddell, et. al. 2007). To solve this problem, an organisation could institute employee representatives to which individuals could present their difficulties too. These difficulties would then be addressed to the employee managers. However, this solution may only be needed in an organisation with a large employee base where complaints made by the individual may not be heard.

IN ADITION IT MAY B DIFICULT FOR MANAEGRS 2 3VALUAET WHICH SPACIFIC NED AN AMPLOYE MAY B TRYNG 2 SATISFY THEIR MAKNG IT DIFICULT 2 IMPL3M3NT STRAETGEIS 2 SATISFY NEDS AND INCR3AES MOTIVATION (WADAL ET!!1!!!! WTF AL!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL 207)1!!!!111 LOL 2 SOLVE THIS PROBLEM AN ORGANISATION CUD INSTITUTA EMPLOYE R3PR3SENTATIEVS 2 WHICH INDIVIDUALS CUD PRAS3NT THEYRE DIFICULTEIS 21!1!11!1 LOL TH3SA DIFICULTEIS WUD TH3N B ADRAS3D 2 TEH AMPLOYE MANAEGRS!!1!111 WTF HOW3VER THIS SOLUTION MAY ONLY B NEDED IN AN ORGANISATION WIT A LARG3 3MPLOYE BAES WH3RE COMPLANETS MAED BY DA INDIVIDUAL MAY NOT B HEARD!!!! OMG

Lol'd. Fucking management essay.

[Orson]

OMFG IZ HAZ L33T SKILLZ FTW!!!!11!!11! LOLLERSK8Z

All it could do with that was:

OMFG IZ HAZ L3T SKILZ FTW!!1!1!!1!!11!!!111!!!111!1! WTF LOL LOLERSK8Z

[Kickass Koolridge]

^

omfg iz haz l3t skilz ftw!!1!1!!1!!11!!!111!!!111!1! Wtf lol lolersk8z

->

omfg iz haz l3t skilz ftw!11!1!1!11!111!!!1!11!1!11!!! Omg lol wtf lol lol3rsk8z

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edit: capsfail

[Argon]

Wow, it even makes Shakespeare less boring...

A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
And even the like precurse of fierce events,
As harbingers preceding still the fates
And prologue to the omen coming on,
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!

Is now...

A MOTE IT IS 2 TROUBL3 TEH MINDS 3YE
IN11!!1 OMG LOL TEH MOST HIGH AND MAH STAET OF ROM3
A LITLE 3R3 DA MIGHTEIST JULIUS TEH GRAEVS S2D TENANTLES AND DA SHETAD D3AD
DID SQU3AK AND GIBER IN DA ROMAN STRETS
AS STARS WIT TRANES OF FIER AND D3WS OF BLOD
DISASTERS IN DA SUN AND DA MOIST STAR
UPON WHOSA INFLUENCE NEPTUNES AMPIER STANDS
WAS SIK ALMOST 2 DOMSDAY WIT ECLIPS3
AND EVEN TEH LIEK PRACURSE OF FEIRCE EVENTS
AS HARBNGARS PRECADNG STIL TEH FAETS
AND PROLOGUE 2 TEH OMEN COMNG ON
HAEV HEAEVN AND AARTH 2G3TH3R D3MONSTRAETD
UN2 OUR CLIMATURAS AND COUNTRYM3N-
BUT1!1!11! WTF LOL SOFT BHOLD!11! WTF LOL LO WH3RE IT COM3S AGANE
!1!1! WTF LOL