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The World's Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Tactical Nuclear Penguin
The World's Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

Although I must admit that this one sounds better.
http://www.sinclairbreweries.co.uk/skull_splitter.html
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
That would taste awful.

Yeah, but the Skullsplitter sounds alright.
On the nose, this strong beer has a fruity malt character, with hints of dark fruit, spicy hop, dates and figs.
On the palate, rich and complex with sweet toasted malt, molasses, fresh and dried fruit and hints of warming spices.
Appearance
A crystal-clear, rich tawny-red colour beer; a tight, smooth head with hints of red and amber colour
Aroma
Juicy, almost fruity malt character, together with a medley of fresh and dried fruits, dates and figs, hints of ginger and cinnamon spice, hints of vanilla
Palate
A rich, fruity, wine-like complexity on the palate includes fresh and dried fruits, warm exotic spices, and light summer citrus fruits
Key Ingredients
Very best pale ale malt – and plenty of it – together with crystal and chocolate malts provide a rich, fruity backbone which is perfectly balanced by the spicy herbal character of East Kent Goldings hop
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
This made me laugh.
If Desmo was a penguin, I get the impression that he would have this exact expression when reading a lot of the posts on this forum.
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"
rofl ^^

So now they've gone one better and made a beer with 55% ABV (alcohol by volume).
World's strongest beer - guaranteed to dent your wallet if not your liver | News.com.au
My nemesis; Barfridge
In an interview with the New Scientist magazine marking his birthday, Stephen Hawking was asked what he thought about most during the day, and replied: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
Amen, brother. Amen.

THE world's strongest beer can be yours for a mere £500 ($855) a bottle.
The blond Belgian ale, named The End of History, is an astonishing 55 per cent alcohol by volume (ABV) and is presented in a case made from stuffed animals, including stoats and squirrels.
Made by BrewDog, based in Scotland, the beer is infused with fresh juniper berries and nettles from the Scottish Highlands and was developed using an extreme freezing technique.
Hundreds of pints of beer were used during the process, which was repeated dozens of times to produce just enough for a 330 milliliter bottle - hence the record breaking cost.
James Watt, the company's co-founder, said: "This is the beer to end all beers."
BrewDog drew criticism last year over the launch of a 32 per cent beer, which was later trumped by a German brewery that produced a 40 per cent strength liquor -- BrewDog then created Sink the Bismark, at 41 per cent.
Mr Watt said The End of History was made to offer beer drinkers more choice.
“We want to show people there is an alternative to monolithic corporate beers, introduce them to a completely new approach to beer and elevate the status of beer in our culture."
He said the first two bottles were sold to a beer fan in Denmark.
My nemesis; Barfridge
In an interview with the New Scientist magazine marking his birthday, Stephen Hawking was asked what he thought about most during the day, and replied: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
Amen, brother. Amen.

Love the BrewDog packaging.
Does anyone have a clue as to the process? Obviously there is some need for fermentation, and that does not occur under 'freezing' conditions?developed using an extreme freezing technique

you ferment the beer, then take the finished beer, and freeze it. The water solidifies, the alcohol doesn't. You then pick out the ice, leaving less liquid, that has a higher percentage of alcohol (cos you've removed water). You keep doing this until your beer wang is big enough.
Fractional freezing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The story is that it was first discovered when barrels of beer were left outside in winter and partially froze. The liquid that didn't freeze tasted funny, and got people drunk quicker
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
I'd rather drink more beer than less, due to alcohol content you could only knock off one or two. wheres the fun in that?

Quality vs quantity. I can't down a litre of scotch in a night, so what's the point, right?
Give me a nip of this, rather than 2 cartons of export.
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
Originally Posted by Mutiny!
Every mushroom you ever ate was made almost entirely of the lump of shit it grew on
There's a beer out there called "End of the world"
It comes inside a taxidemied squirrel
It could be worse, you could be on fire...
SWEET MONKEY JESUS!
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