Aussie Ladettes Auditions - heh

Rob · 25-07-2008, 09:40 AM

heard about this on the radio this morning.

9 is looking for girls who can drink blokes under the table etc.

Nine seeks uncouth Aussies for new Ladette to Lady | The Courier-Mail

Aphex · 25-07-2008, 09:41 AM

Calling fartgirl...

just a lil more uncouth than a boozer though...

Fastgirl · 25-07-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Aphex

Calling fartgirl...

just a lil more uncouth than a boozer though...

CHANNEL 9 is giving uncouth women a chance to polish their diction and stop causing friction in the Australian version of Ladette to Lady.
Following the highly successful UK version of the reality show, which is set at Eggleston Hall Finishing School in England, Nine is on the prowl for Australian women, most likely the trashy type, to appear a new series of Ladette to Lady.
To sign up and see if you have what it takes, or more precisely what you're lacking in manners, then go to
If you have false teeth, you may want to remove them before taking your happy snap and emailing it to them.
Applications are only open for a few weeks so hurry.

You like red or yellow Aphex? and whats your favourite number?

FireStorm · 25-07-2008, 11:00 AM

Ahem.

I'll not have you handing out infractions in my juristiction, lest you be party to one yourself!

Aphex: Favourite number and colour? (gotta stick together eh FG)

Fastgirl · 25-07-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FireStorm

Aphex: Favourite number and colour? (gotta stick together eh FG)

Yup. Happy for ya tick the boxes!

Aphex? colour? numbers? quick or FS will pick my fave number and colour luvvy!

Aphex · 25-07-2008, 11:05 AM

I prefer Yellow and 1 ty... and um... please use a liberal amount of lube....

Fastgirl · 25-07-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Aphex

I prefer Yellow and 1 ty... and um... please use a liberal amount of lube....

FS...we have our answer!...bend over Aphexy....should we whisper sweet nothings?

Aphex · 25-07-2008, 11:09 AM

Fastgirl · 25-07-2008, 11:10 AM

*looks in PSB cupboard* sorry our budget doesnt allow for the expensive lube.....we have vaseline only. brace urself.

DaveR6 · 25-07-2008, 11:23 AM

i assume they are holding auditions in rockingham

xanthian · 25-07-2008, 11:23 AM

Seems rather pointless. They take these fun, easy girls, and turn them against us blokes. :'(

CRB · 25-07-2008, 04:42 PM

should be funny!

get a bunch of dirty gins and see if they can turn them into Ladies.

Stephan · 25-07-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aphex

Look...I would give you more rep, but I can`t....

kyliejane · 25-07-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CRB

should be funny!

get a bunch of dirty gins and see if they can turn them into Ladies.

i would watch if it was actually gins.

CRB · 25-07-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kyliejane

i would watch if it was actually gins.

would be rather amusing...

RAVENGSXR · 25-07-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fastgirl

*looks in PSB cupboard* sorry our budget doesnt allow for the expensive lube.....we have vaseline only. brace urself.

Swap that for deepheat if your feeling nastie !!

Fastgirl · 26-07-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RAVENGSXR

Swap that for deepheat if your feeling nastie !!

I LIke how you think!

Kingkezza · 26-07-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveR6

i assume they are holding auditions in rockingham

Hahaha, good one

CRB · 26-07-2008, 11:46 PM

LOL!

Yellow sticker... My bad!

Psyched · 27-07-2008, 12:01 AM

Had a gf who could drink me under the table once... kept hitting her head on it though!

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Aphex It goes Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: A private road Posts: 10,007	I prefer Yellow and 1 ty... and um... please use a liberal amount of lube.... __________________ In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you. Its the little things that make the difference

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xanthian Canary Yellow CBR 250 RR Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mullaloo, Perth Posts: 221	Seems rather pointless. They take these fun, easy girls, and turn them against us blokes. :'(

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CRB GSX-R1000K6 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Perth WA Posts: 785	should be funny! get a bunch of dirty gins and see if they can turn them into Ladies.

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CRB GSX-R1000K6 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Perth WA Posts: 785	LOL! Yellow sticker... My bad!

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