bad taste jokes

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you may have heard some of these ....meh ya get that


I keep having my profile on that dating website "Match.com" rejected.
One of the questions is, "What do you want in a woman?".
Apparently "my cock" is not an acceptable answer.
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, "you've all got one minute to get out!"
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, "you cunt!"
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why are women like clouds? eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day
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Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious....
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I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks.
Bad minton.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate "My mother-in-law is an angel". His dude replies "You're so fucking lucky... Mine is still alive..."
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
"Crikey mate, that was impressive!"
"I get lots of practice" Replied the other guy. "My Wifes epileptic"

[contempo]

ahhahah thanks for post

[Joker]

hehehe nice

[Crashlington]

good one!

[Orson]

I lol'd @ kitkat and mood ring in particular.

[lo1ux]

What did the leper playing poker do?
threw his hand in.

how do you unload a truck full of dead babies?
with a pitch fork.

why do you use a pitch fork?
make sure there all dead.

i could go all day but wont

[Kryzaach]

How do you get a baby into a bucket?
Use a blender

How do you get a baby out of a bucket?
Use CC's

[Stephan]

I like the one with the women and clouds....hehehe....so true, so true....

[Tin Tin]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

[Captain Starfish]

FAIL

CLICKY HERE For real "bad taste" jokes (thanks TRXie!)

[Taylor]

My 15 year old little brother and his classmates were reading this thread today.

I didn't know about it until he told me when I got home from work, they sit in class and surf PSB for jokes.

[Sulph]

Whats better then stapling 12 babies to 1 tree.

Stapling 1 baby to 12 trees.

[Captain Starfish]

oh dear, time to merge threads maybe?