Black Testicles

[timmy]

Black Testicles ..

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '

[Bunyack]

hahahahahahha.

[kwakas]

hahaha, love it!

[jackerz]

haha

[Kingkezza]

LOL good one!

[Aisiah]

Black Testicles ..

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '

Oh I pissed myslef laughing! so much so I can't even spell properly

[Castor]

lol

[deadmonkey]

That's a classic, love it!
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[Spuddy]

I was expecting something else when I came in here.

Dude.

What.
The.
Fuck.

Backstory plx

[padfoot]

Edited because it's no longer relevant.

Funny joke

[Simonpink]

Dude.

What.
The.
Fuck.

Backstory plx

It ended up with me earning a yellow licky.

[Dubs]

well deserved too

Dubs

[Simonpink]

well deserved too

Dubs

I'm not beefing. I deserved my pineapple.

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[flanno]

bahahaha...thats hilarious, definitely brightened up my night

[Princess deb]

The doctor rushes in to the ward to find his patient sreaming in horror.
"NURSE! What the hell are you doing?! I said prick his boil"