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19-08-2008, 06:39 PM
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Ducati 998, CBR1000RR Track, XR600 Thumper
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Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done,new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts . She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents thesegifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again , the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously,the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'dgiven her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Sigh...
Men are like that, you know .
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FOR SALE CBR1000RR Trackbike, heaps of spares.
Heaps of slicks, 3 sets glass, 2 sets rims, stands, everything you need to go racing!!!
$10,000 ono....
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19-08-2008, 06:41 PM
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Hahaha great, I didn't see that one coming!
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for fucks sake GTIL is not a verb you language destroying fuckhole
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19-08-2008, 06:49 PM
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Good choice...
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19-08-2008, 06:50 PM
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CBR600RR7, 1.5x VJ22 RGV250
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310rwhp 180sx for sale. most bolt ons (turbo, injectors, ecu, brakes, suspension, etc), $11k. pm for details
New to riding? Or group riding?
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19-08-2008, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Ninth Realm
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Should've ended at "boobs".
The last 2 lines
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Sigh...
Men are like that, you know .
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19-08-2008, 10:17 PM
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'08 Black R1
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 @ thro!
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I wasn't talking about the visible scars Rico.
I just kind of figured you had spent times in White walled "stick your arms in this jacket" type hospitals.
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19-08-2008, 10:46 PM
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What always amuses me about that one, thro, is that I reckon the brunette is the better looker of the two anyway if you can get past the frumpy clothes, hair and makeup...
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19-08-2008, 11:14 PM
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CBR600RR7, 1.5x VJ22 RGV250
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^^ agreed.
less "skank" about her, methinks.
edit:
behaviour notwithstanding
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310rwhp 180sx for sale. most bolt ons (turbo, injectors, ecu, brakes, suspension, etc), $11k. pm for details
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20-08-2008, 07:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Which is, really, the combination you're after
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