Just looked at my bookcase and saw a little Chuck Norris Facts book i forgot i had.
Just want to hear peoples favourite Chuck Norris facts.
My favourite would have to be.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
So they say jesus can walk on water. Pfft. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
hhahahaa nice one.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's showing you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin
Chuck Norris doesn't open up a can of whoop ***. He makes his own.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The rivers of Egypt didn't run red, Chuck Norris was just washing his clothes in the Nile.
Chuck Norris could do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Most tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Originally Posted by barfridge
Ha. i knew thered be one on here somewhere. i just couldnt find it.
I also heard that Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Not complete without some Vin though! olololllo1
When Vin Diesal was born, he had sex with the nurse who delivered him. That nurse was the third woman he had slept with.
I hear ya buddy *sigh*
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Yeah, I'm guessing Jim hasn't seen the thread yet. Chuck Norris jokes are so old that even Chuck Norris has heard them all.
I'm guessing Jim's head exploded in rage and he doesn't want to throw his PC across the room, or he's fishing. The bastard.
Dear OP, please to be using the search function before hitting that "New Thread" button mmm k?
One more "joke" though!
A PSB member started a thread about something that's been covered before 75 million times and Chuck Norris killed him.
Haha, Love Chuck Norris Jokes....
My favourite: Chuck Norris is so good in bed, he shouts out his own name!
Where's Barry Dawson gone? Miss you, Cougar.
Oh that's right Barry Dawson went on holiday to the Virgin Islands....... now they are simply called The Islands.
Justine.... Always and Forever
My Fav;
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe by uppercutting a horse.
A PSB member told another PSB member to use the search function so many times that even Chuck Norris is tired of people telling others to use the search function, But Chuck Norris knows that the Earth would explode if there were 2 threads about the same thing 18 months apart.
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Last edited by milesiles; 27-10-2010 at 06:22 PM. Reason: i give up
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haha my the bloke I work for is Barry Dawson!! the amount of people calling him the cougar drives him nuts
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Chuck Norris eats so fast, he once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it...
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
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