Cute Child Names

[Deadlywpn]

One Morning, a man that worked in a candy shop had 3 little girls come in:

The first girl came in and he said " hello little girl, whats your name?"
Rose, said the girl, Wow thats a lovely name replied the man, why did you get called rose he asked.. When i was being born a rose fell on my mummys tummy..
THATS Beatuiful he said, here you go, have a free bag of lollys.. and off she went..

about 5 minutes later..
another girl came in and he said " hello little girl, whats your name?"
Petal, said the girl, Wow thats a lovely name replied the man, why did you get called petal he asked.. When i was being born a petal fell on my mummys tummy..
WOW two girls with a similar story in the same day what are the chances..THATS Beatuiful he said, here you go, have a free bag of lollys.. and off she went..

just after she left a girl came in walking very unco, and with a speech impediment and a face like a dogs dinner.. he cleared his throught and said
hello little girl, whats your name..

and the little girl repliedin a very retarded voice)

pppiiiannnnoo

hahahaha

[PHOBiA]

I remember telling that joke in the early 90s
( it was probably old back then too )

[Ryder]

Ahaha that is a good one gold

[offtheshelf]

good one... haven't heard it in years but...

our variation was the third girls name was fridge hehe

[Courts]