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[19andrew59]

Prostate examination !

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the Medicare Rebate, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual, he was asked to strip off and lay naked on his side on the bed.
The nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man...??
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"Not you, me" replied the nurse.

Note: Not my joke, saw it on another forum, just passing it on.

[mekon]

Like the old joke when young male student doctors are exposed to the prostate test to understand first hand what it's like and develop a good bedside manner.

Student assumes the position in front of one doctor (waiting in the wings is another doctor, usually hiding behind a screen), The doctor giving the examination places one hand on the left shoulder of the student explaining, "You may feel some discomfort". As he slips his finger from his spare hand in, the other doctor creeps out and places his hand on the right shoulder of the student. Many laughs are apparently had. Doubt it really goes on, but would be priceless for the reaction.

[DrShan]

I don't get it! If the student is on his side how does the other doc put his hand on the students right shoulder!! O_O

[The Saint]

^ Are you sure you know what a shoulder is?

[Teedo]

I don't get it! If the student is on his side how does the other doc put his hand on the students right shoulder!! O_O

You just mixed the 2 jokes?

[mekon]

He's standing up. I'll draw you a picture if it helps.

[Bendito]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?

[drifter]

i'm not wearing a tie at all.