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24-09-2008, 05:10 PM
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06 CBR1000RR
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Dog food?
I have 2 dogs - I was buying a large bag of dog food and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
Numpty - why else do I buy dog food?
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24-09-2008, 05:16 PM
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2 strokes, please!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Where da $$ i$
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Was she HOT?
Funny as hell!
10 points!
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24-09-2008, 05:16 PM
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Yammies; 08 R6 & TZR250 RS
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Bee-leee-arrrrgh
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Tell em it's how you pick up bitches.
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24-09-2008, 06:41 PM
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K2 GSXR1000
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: SOR
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Man thats a old one
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24-09-2008, 09:15 PM
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07 R1
Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnno
Man thats a old one
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24-09-2008, 09:20 PM
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2001 Ducati 748R
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Mexico
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- 2001 748R - Ohlins suspension - Ohlins steering damper - 996 barrels and heads - Vee Two cams - Ported head by Vee Two to corse specs - Vee Two pistons - Vee Two enlarged valves - Titanium I beam conrods - Lightened crank - CF air box and tubes -60mm throttle bodies - 52mm termi system - Corse 4 post slipper clutch -
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24-09-2008, 09:20 PM
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2001 Ducati 748R
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Mexico
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- 2001 748R - Ohlins suspension - Ohlins steering damper - 996 barrels and heads - Vee Two cams - Ported head by Vee Two to corse specs - Vee Two pistons - Vee Two enlarged valves - Titanium I beam conrods - Lightened crank - CF air box and tubes -60mm throttle bodies - 52mm termi system - Corse 4 post slipper clutch -
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24-09-2008, 10:11 PM
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K7 GSX1400 1981 750Z
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Near the motorplex
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2 times the Picard for the best effect!
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I knew there was I reason I bougt a 1400 
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some behemy 140-160kg lard ass
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25-09-2008, 06:22 PM
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Ducati 999R #0069, Laverda 750S, Italjet D180, Yam Jog
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Melbourne
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Lol!
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