Don't mess with a group of Marines...

[Spock]

[Goofy]

Tyrone Jackson vs Phillip Duggan. It's all there in black and white.

[Fastgirl]

Bad slip of a curb. lol.

[Spock]

I have a friend and martial arts student who used to work as a security guard. He once apprehended a thief that smashed a plate glass window and tried to make off with some loot. In struggling to resist a citizens arrest, he too slipped and fell off the kerb resulting in a broken knee. It seems to happen a lot.

[Fozzy]

Wow they should be punished and imprisoned.. Since you know.. They are trained to fight n shit...

[MADOGA]

even Molly didnt get hurt that bad falling off a ladder, but i guess he didnt have a few marines to help him

[Spock]

even Molly didnt get hurt that bad falling off a ladder, but i guess he didnt have a few marines to help him

Poor Molly... Make no mistake, ladders are dangerous - have a read of what happened to my friend from only 10 inches off the ground:

I was on the first step of a small ladder leaned up against a fence with wet runners (about 10 inches off the ground). My feet slipped in and my left foot turned outwards as it went in towards the fence. My whole body went rotated clockwise (viewed from above) with my foot caught between the ladder and fence. My body/thigh held the ladder to the fence and the ladder held my left foot. My knee was put into torsion like it was never designed for.

The pain was incredible as I scrambled to try and unload my knee that was being twisted but I was not quick enough. There were two "POP" sounds almost simultaneously and my knee fell apart as I slumped onto the short fence that caught me in my left armpit. I looked down and my lower leg was dangling like a pendulum with my foot a full 180 degrees rotated, only held by the tendons on the outer sides of the knee (MCL etc). When I looked down I didn't see my foot! It was facing the wrong way.

I then fell to the ground screaming like I was giving birth to a rhino and my leg rotated back about 90 degrees. The tendons that were left kinda spun it back I guess. As I was sitting on the ground I instinctively grabbed my lower leg and rotated it and pushed it back together (all the while screaming and cursing profanities like nothing you or any of my neighbors have ever heard). The pain was indescribable. This all happened in less than 10 seconds...

[Rat750]

I bet he wishes he had though.

[resist]

This is an urban myth. The article is a fake.

[euphoric]

This is an urban myth. The article is a fake.

yup, the last line of the article above this one should have given it away!

[agrid]

I first read this one when I was in my cot.

[Doug68]

snopes.com: Stabbed Marine