Facebook strikes again

[Noctis]

She put Her middle name is kfcgold. Haha. Not quiet helping herself there.

[Tom V.]

I dont know but thats the crazy girl with her display pic of her bf in the slammer, I want to add her for the lols :p

Haha Malenko, I did just that! This is what she posted just a short while ago:

Jantelle KfcGold Westphilly
mitea got maself ina bittava mess tonite. thaut id take ma ass ta kingaprussia n reward it wit shoppin. so la la la i decide ta go ta gucci. i burely take ma first step inta da bitch n sum salesho cum up ta me n say yes may i help u while she scannin me up n down wit sum superior disgusted look on hur saggy wizurds sleeve pussy face. i tell da ho ye, im bout ta make maself mo fuckable so move ya ass
antaŭ 8 minutoj · Ŝati · 4 homoj ŝatas tion.

Jantelle KfcGold Westphilly n den bitch has da nerve ta say “we dont serve ur kind, plz leave”. i mean i was rully planning ta steal sum nice bag but bitch dont kno dat! n i kno she cant read minds! so i think wattttt, did bitch suriously jus say dat? i tell her “...
Vidi pli
antaŭ 8 minutoj · Ŝati · 9 homoj

(I use bookface in Esperanto)

[Noctis]

Haha, I'm adding her right now..

[McGoo]

Haha Malenko, I did just that! This is what she posted just a short while ago:

Jantelle KfcGold Westphilly
mitea got maself ina bittava mess tonite. thaut id take ma ass ta kingaprussia n reward it wit shoppin. so la la la i decide ta go ta gucci. i burely take ma first step inta da bitch n sum salesho cum up ta me n say yes may i help u while she scannin me up n down wit sum superior disgusted look on hur saggy wizurds sleeve pussy face. i tell da ho ye, im bout ta make maself mo fuckable so move ya ass
antaŭ 8 minutoj · Ŝati · 4 homoj ŝatas tion.

Jantelle KfcGold Westphilly n den bitch has da nerve ta say “we dont serve ur kind, plz leave”. i mean i was rully planning ta steal sum nice bag but bitch dont kno dat! n i kno she cant read minds! so i think wattttt, did bitch suriously jus say dat? i tell her “...
Vidi pli
antaŭ 8 minutoj · Ŝati · 9 homoj

(I use bookface in Esperanto)

The rest of her update (no responsibility taken for any aneurysms had while deciphering):

Jantelle KfcGold Westphilly n den bitch has da nerve ta say “we dont serve ur kind, plz leave”. i mean i was rully planning ta steal sum nice bag but bitch dont kno dat! n i kno she cant read minds! so i think wattttt, did bitch suriously jus say dat? i tell her “bitch git out ma way or ima glock yo ass”. lol dis ho lookin scared az shit now. she obviusly say leave or im gonna call security. i counted on old bitch bein a racist hagweed bout it so i say quietly “not only duz ur chil hav a good chancea gettin raped tunite if i don git wat i wan but im also bout ta stick ma glock up ya pussy n dat bullet iz gon be da best fuck u eva had”. bitch screams n runs ta da backa da sto. i go ta da nearest shelf n pick out sum hot ass niggalicious black bag dat matches ma personality perfectly – black, carefuly made n put togetha, g’s all ova fa gurl strait outa niggaville, n wita silky inside interia. i run like mutha fuckin biskits n clits, ma tits bouncing erwhere, one popped outa ma top i finaly had ta tuck it unda ma arm so it wuld stop smakin me inda face, all dat celulite in ma legs jus beggin ta cum outa ma shorts, ruly wishin i had laid off dat cheesecake earlia taday. i finaly git out n make it ta charnellas car she let me borrow (n wen i had sit down i feel ma legs wet n realized i came maself. musta bin from all da excitement). i floor it outa da parkin lot, nik sum bitch in da arm but aint ma fault, bitch aint get out da way quick enuf. so im halfway back ta hood now n start ta think im in da clear naw. den alla suddin i hear sirens. i think fuckkkkk u hav gots ta be shattin me. i floor da fuckin shit n we swerving in n outa highways. i think ta maself i needa thinka sumthin quick or ima b fucked (hopefaly lituraly but doubt it, don kno if rul life iz alwayz like po-po porno), so i call up daneal n tell him GIT YO ASS HERE ON DA HIGHWAY OR IMA SASHIMI YA DICK OFF. n he kno i aint fuckin playin, i did it once befo i do it agin. so i tell him wat exit ta git off at n ram inta da popo cars wen he get outa da mergin lane. 5 mins lata i see deneal in his humma (hes good wit buznis, dats all u needa kno) n fuckin run his carz dick strait inta da sidea dey cars. it wuz jus like watchin a nigga swing his dick acrossa bitches face n sayin BITCH I SAID NO TEETH. da carz fly inta da lake. i wave back at daneal, take ma tit out from unda ma arm n put it thru da window n let it flap outside aza thank u. he laugh but den his dumbass aint bin payin attention n he drive strait inta da rail n flew thru da windshield onta da street. den a car drove inta him n he flew inta da tunnel wall. fuckin idiot. he prob ok doe. but nyway, i finaly git back ta ma place (i had ta sink charnellaz car doe in sum lake cuz now das evidince). but holy fuck ass nigga cunts, wata nite. wuld I do it all ova agin? fuck yes. ma purse b hot as shit now! im now da classiest head bitch in alla west philly HOLLAAAA


Awesome troll?

[Barfridge]

that troll is beyond awesome!

[Daise]

Bwahahaha

Now this is a story all about how
Jantelle got flipped and turned out
And I'd like to take a minute, sit tight homie
I'll tell you how she became known as KFC Gold

In West Philadelphia born and raised (on welfare)
In the soup line is where she first contracted AIDS
Chillin' out, snackin', mackin' on fools
She was shootin' some heroin outside of the school
When a couple of cops, who were out to do good
Started plantin' crack rocks in her neighborhood
She hooked up one little hit cuz her Moms never there
And said "I think I'll go fuck this homeless man on the stairs"
She waited for the bus and when it approached
The KFC ad looked fresh as hell except for the roach
If anything she could say "Yo gimme dat dick quick"
Followed by "Lemme get a two piece and a biscuit"!
She got dropped off at the prison 'bout 7 or 8 and
Yelled back at the bus load like "Yo fuck ya hataz"
Looked at the prison, she had finally made it
To get a conjigal visit, then hope she aint pregnant

[Tom V.]

[Noctis]

Hmph!

[Phildo]

[Sprint]

S.

[scarecrow]

taken from FB only minutes ago!

[jules_1972]

Nice.....

[R160]

classy beaver eaters LOL.......

[malenko]

The rest of her update (no responsibility taken for any aneurysms had while deciphering):

words
Awesome troll?

Well if that shit actually happened surely it would have been in the papers, would be pretty easy to confirm psyco vs troll either way, bitch is epic

[The Mase]

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What a troll hahaha

[Barfridge]

Much man love for Ryo

[Rex Havoc]

Move over God, Ryo is here

[mekon]

Ryo Dawkins!

[Rex Havoc]

[gunn parker]

That'll teach em