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19-08-2008, 08:59 AM
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Suzuki Intruder VL250
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Fencepost Turtle
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer,who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Rudd the Dudd, our illustrious Prime Minister.
'Well, ya know,' drawled the old farmer, 'This Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was. The old farmer said, 'When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,that's called a fencepost turtle.'
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!'
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19-08-2008, 12:41 PM
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hehe *snigger*
I dont really see whats wrong with him... he's got more brains than carpenter.
Speaking of which... who advertises that they will be "tough on hoons" and actually expects any of us to vote for him...?
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19-08-2008, 12:53 PM
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Am I the only one who automatically reads your name as "Pedobear"?
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19-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Desmogod
Am I the only one who automatically reads your name as "Pedobear"?
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yes, you are 
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19-08-2008, 01:11 PM
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The avatar...is that Highlander: Outback? lol
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19-08-2008, 01:50 PM
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Suzuki Intruder VL250
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there is another known as PedoBear on a couple of forums that I frequent. Different person altogether. And the avatar is The Undertaker.
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19-08-2008, 03:40 PM
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I dont really see whats wrong with him... he's got more brains than carpenter.
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19-08-2008, 03:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NanoBear
And the avatar is The Undertaker.
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Man I LOVE WWE, don't you!
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19-08-2008, 07:29 PM
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19-08-2008, 07:39 PM
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Don't get angry, nanoBear, just invite him on a ride.
owait. "Gods" apparently don't need to be able to ride their bikes.
[ps - "gods"? They're like Mods, except Mods serve a purpose...  ]
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19-08-2008, 07:42 PM
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Hey I'll have you know I went riding on sunday. Right after I did a 6 month oil change. The previous oil had done 453km's and various engine turn overs
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19-08-2008, 09:06 PM
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what it took you six months to do an oil change  |
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19-08-2008, 09:17 PM
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Far out, firestorm - that's flogging the oil a bit innit? 
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