For funny emails/jokes/vids/pics - that dont deserve their own thread

[STEEDS]

1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3000 machine gun and $5000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hands but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

[Sventek]

Do you need Alan or Steve?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytSZElSuBU&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Talking Marmot - "Alan Alan Alan!" - Walk on the Wild Side - BBC[/ame]

[Roger Explosion]

^^^
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[STEEDS]

[Lefty]

[STEEDS]

[xphread]

I trust she had a pheasant plucking honeymoon!
*boom tish*

[STEEDS]

[STEEDS]

[Spuddy]

This image makes me weep.

[Melchior]

[STEEDS]

[Stressfest]

This image makes me weep.

I am not an animal...I am a human being (i think)

[Murley]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, turn the sound up!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPXEo6gqBI]YouTube - Chewbacca Sings Silent Night[/ame]

[Stressfest]

^^ Frickin awesome

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3N79cnBZjA"]YouTube- Chewie Sings the Blues[/ame]

[Sventek]

[Roger Explosion]

hmmmm,

[Roger Explosion]

Oh god, why???????

(caption comp)

[Roger Explosion]

at this point I am in tears.

this ones nearly enough to convert me to Christianity. This should be the cover of the bible.

[crash]

SIX Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.






2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.



3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.




5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...


And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.