Girlfriend caught me playing with her panties.

[SelfCtrl]

This afternoon, my girlfriend caught me messing around in her drawers. She freaked out once she realized what I was doing and now she is all self conscious and has forbidden me from messing with her stuff unless she is present.

Please advise.

[Captain Starfish]

Damn dude, you've blown it.

Take a shit on her pillow, find a new one and DON'T GET CAUGHT next time!!

[millsy]

Wear them as a hat to the breakfast table, when asked to remove them do so but take a big long smell before handing them over.

Pls post results here.

[Dubs]

talk to her about what you like and dont like

thread can now be closed as this is as pointless as your other threads, you really shouldnt be let around woman

Dubs

[Munky_Buns]

or you could give her a box of chocolates... except you eat all the chocolates before hand, and leave a pair of your dirty jocks in the box.
It's sort of a "fair's fair" kind of gift...

[SelfCtrl]

wear them as a hat...

Pls post results here.

Will do!

[evo9ace]

hahaha ibtl

[Barfridge]

I find putting them on your head and running around while hooting like a baboon works wonders.

erm, I mean: how dare you show such a lack of respect

[millsy]

will do!

:sweet:

[akeracat]

Man your a bit slow.....

You should have answered with "I was finding out your size... without asking you so I could buy you some more as a present"....

Then go and empty you bank account at every lingere store in Perth.... problem solved

[Maxo]

*read carefully*

Next time you see her,make violent pelvic thrusting movements with one hand while twirling a pair of her underwear like a helicopter above your head. Also important are the vulgar obscenities you will be shouting about her mother and a horrible childhood incident you recall regarding the school nurse.

Then break down in tears, but only repeating your interpretation of the "pants-haka" with more profanities.

[thro]

Define "playing with"


were you wearing them, or what?

[XSorXpire]

Kick her out and continue to wear her underwear as usual.
You will find a new girlfriend before they wear out.

[ApatheticEnd]

I can't believe how interested i am in this story.

[Stoneville]

This dickhead back again

[Robbo]

AH-HA

[CBRsairz]

i love it when Robbo comes out to play! his kiss of death is so sweet

[mattg]

AH-HA

gold.

[SelfCtrl]

Define "playing with"

Just fiddling with them and I don't think I would be able to fit in them even if I wanted to. Anyway, I was sifting through her drawers to browse at my leisure, the exact types of underwear she has. I had to conduct this investigation as in recent times, I have noticed to my dismay that she hasn't been color coordinating the underwear in which she wears.

To my delight, I have found that her ratio of sexy underwear is much higher then her dull underwear. I further categorized each undergarment into one of three categories.

- Sexy
I find these to be highly aesthetically pleasing. Understandably, these are the most expensive ones. Conversely, for such an expensive garment it isn't worn as often as it should. It rather spends the majority of the time lying on the bedroom floor. Found at the top of the drawer.

- Granny Panties
Probably highly comfortable and extremely practical. Total mood killer though. Found in the middle part of the drawer.

- Emergency
The ones found at the back of the drawer, with fading colors, loose elastic and looking a little too worn for wear.

[CitizenD]

He is SelfCtrl; that is both his crime, and his punishment.

No-prize for the reference.