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12-09-2008, 12:32 PM
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hard times
Borrowed from another forum..
George and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so George says, 'Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.' She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 'How much?' She says, 'A hundred dollars' He says 'Sh*t. All I've got is thirty'. She says, 'Hold on.' She runs back to George and says,' What can he get for thirty dollars?' George says, 'A hand job'. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says 'okay'. She gets in the car; he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.' She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, 'George, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?'
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12-09-2008, 02:10 PM
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Lol.
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12-09-2008, 02:25 PM
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Hahaha, nice one.
edit: see this is where rep would be handy.
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12-09-2008, 02:28 PM
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highfives!
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12-09-2008, 02:31 PM
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 Nice...
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12-09-2008, 02:46 PM
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That reminds me of when my wife and I were on hard times. I sent her out to work the corner. She was gone all night and came back in the morning exhausted, covered in stains. I asked her how much she had made, and she emptied her pockets onto the table. There was only $160 there, but it was all in 20c pieces.
I was stunned. "Who the hell pays for sex in 20c pieces?" I demanded.
"Oh, they all did."
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12-09-2008, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Shortfuse
That reminds me of when my wife and I were on hard times. I sent her out to work the corner. She was gone all night and came back in the morning exhausted, covered in stains. I asked her how much she had made, and she emptied her pockets onto the table. There was only $160 there, but it was all in 20c pieces.
I was stunned. "Who the hell pays for sex in 20c pieces?" I demanded.
"Oh, they all did."
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14-09-2008, 02:12 PM
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lol "very nice! how much?"
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14-09-2008, 05:55 PM
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Quote:
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LOL.. that means she got blasted 800 times! Would've been a hard day at work.
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Or one time with 800 guys.
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14-09-2008, 06:56 PM
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Nothing like a two bit whore to get your night going!
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16-09-2008, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
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...'George, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?'
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Excellent. I LMAOd. |
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