How Max Biaggi got repsol sponsorship

[mystery]

Stolen from fireblades.org.

WARNING-Racial/poor taste comments below,if you can't take a joke,don't read below!

The text below was obtained from: http://www.motogpnews.tk/


HRC: Hello, Evil HRC Empire, how can we help you?
Repsol: Oy! Put me through to someone who matters, preferably someone overweight and balding!
HRC: Sorry, Mr Mamola is out at the moment. Can I put you through to an important nip instead?
Repsol: Whatever.
HRC: Connecting you sir, won't be a minute.
[Background music whilst connecting = 'Want you back']
HRC: Hello Evil HRC Empire, a top nip speaking.
Repsol: Oy! What's with us giving you all that bloody cash and seeing our sponsored bikes coming in with the ebbing Protons?
HRC: I'm sure things will change around soon and your Repsol machines will be upfront.
Repsol: What are you on about sushi-head? How long can we wait? Barros is dead dead wood and Hayden just isn't getting any better. In fact he's getting worse.
HRC: Well what can you do?
Repsol: What? Our bloody oil sales are dropping like Xaus'. How can we charge $45 per barrel when our product doesn't even look good enough to lubricate a door hinge. No. This can't go on. Things have got to change.
HRC: What do you mean?
Repsol: We want to sponsor a decent rider, one that can actually finish within 30 seconds of the leader. How about that moaning guy?
HRC: Edwards?
Repsol: No, not that ejit. That bearded guy with hayfever.
HRC: Oh Biaggi?
Repsol: That's it. Whack a few Repsol stickers on his bike and helmet and give him a decent bike.
HRC: And if we don't?
Repsol: Have you got Yamaha's number there?
HRC: Consider it done. Anything else I can help you with?
Repsol: Yeah, put me through to your spares department as I've knackered the wing mirror on my superdream.
HRC: Connect you now sir...

[Foofie Foofie]

HAhaha good find

The Yamaha number ... lol