I text my Mate Happy B'day today...

[Benno #03]

I text my Mate in Japan Happy Birthday today.
He must've been having a really good time cause it was really noisy and he kept yelling "Big Rave" "Big Rave".


Appoligies if it's in too bad taste.
But, He He.

[Vivendus]

i lol'd

[Darragh]

bad taste yes but heres another one anyway,

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today... Oh well, plenty more in the sea

[datsikk]

about as funny as .............

ask yourself this, if someone you knew had died in the tsunami, would you laugh at this joke??

[Shady7/8]

you texted him and could hear the 'party' he was at?

[Barfridge]

about as funny as .............

ask yourself this, if someone you knew had died in the tsunami, would you laugh at this joke??

Haven't we just been through that with Christchurch, and Yasi, and floods and bushfires and and and....

The situation is totally fucked, there's nothing we can do from here, so a little black humour helps stop people from getting too despondent about it all.

If it's not your cup of tea, stop causing waves, and go shake somebody else's tree.

[Professor Redfern]

about as funny as .............

ask yourself this, if someone you knew had died in the tsunami, would you laugh at this joke??

Laughter is the best medicine.

[The Saint]

Except if you've got broken ribs.

[padfoot]

If it's not your cup of tea, stop causing waves

you texted him and could hear the 'party' he was at?

My first thought as well. But still, it got a chuckle.

[Professor Redfern]

Except if you've got broken ribs.

yeah but if you have broken ribs and then you laugh you are in immense pain and then you cry, and then everyone else in the ward laughs at you and so its good for them, so its a greater good kind of medicine.

[The Saint]

Except if everyone else in the world has broken ribs too.

[Maxo]

Big Rave

I get you're trying to be funny and stuff, but japanese can say wave.

Appoligies

REARN ENGRISH PREASE.

[shv]

I get you're trying to be funny and stuff, but japanese can say wave.

I thought there was no 'v' sound in Japanese?

[Tic]

You think jokes are bad ?? Check this shit out, its even worse when they believe it.

[Maxo]

I thought there was no 'v' sound in Japanese?

True.
He's be saying something like "BIGGU UAYBU". Dunno if shouting that is going to sound anything like rave.

[Mutiny!]

I'm almost certain he'd go with 'Tsunami'.

[Professor Redfern]

The whole joke really falls apart based on the fact that it is normally the "r" sound they cant say hence the old Flied lice joke. Yet some how this joke misses that.


Actually I lie the joke falls apart in a fair few other places.

[Maxo]

like the fact it is a noisy text message?

[scotch]

Don't send any money in for the Tokyo Tsunami appeal, they are loaded, I have just seen a bloke on telly getting interviewed outside his house and the fucker has two massive boats and a plane in his driveway!!!

[Mr Bean]

That's shocking.