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    LOL WTF Scorpion in the house

    Hey all was just on the comp when i saw something crawling up the wall and at 1st i thought it was a spider but on closer inspection it was a motherf*cking scorpion i didnt even know they lived in the metro area.

    I can feel my bikes heartbeat, can you feel yours?

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    wow.

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    show some of the authoritaas tomorrow if you kept it.

    You should also run a naming comp

    I'll start: Preston

    no no no

    Stabby - yehhhh Stabby

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    I've been stung by these scorpion things, not fun... they are tough little things too....
    As you'll notice though by that map that I copied from a trusted wildlife website, you clearly live in the 'Perth Scorpion Boundary', also known as PSB.
    Map is 100% accurate scaled representation
    Everything east of the green line is technically considered 'the country' by city slickers

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    I am never going to be able to sleep again.
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    do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
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    well fuck me..

    So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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    Oh wait, there's a pic!

    Oh, thread is interesting again
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    The Scorpion Files - Lychas marmoreus (Buthidae)

    +1 for Stabby

    sounds a little informal though, how about Mr. Stabby instead?
    Last edited by Kryzaach; 29-09-2009 at 11:26 PM.
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    If you want formal then how about "Lord Stabby of Ballajura Manor OBE"?
    Originally Posted by Maxo
    do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
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    Mr Preston McStabbity, Esq.
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    You should 'squash' it
    olo

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    if it can crawl up a wall what makes you think it cant crawl up the bin
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    Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Stevo- View Post
    pic
    Just cause my backyard is across from whiteman park doesnt make it country
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    nice info on them kryzaach but that doesnt explain the nests of them we dug up outside nannup one camping trip and the were fucking heaps
    A site all parents should check regulary
    http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxerguy View Post
    If you want formal then how about "Lord Stabby of Ballajura Manor OBE"?
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    Mr Preston McStabbity, Esq.
    Ahahaha, now I can't help but imagine him with a monocle..
    "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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    Quote Originally Posted by malenko View Post
    if it can crawl up a wall what makes you think it cant crawl up the bin
    plastic is smoother

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxerguy View Post
    I am never going to be able to sleep again.
    you do know they love lengths of cotton?

    kinda like SHEETS


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    They have also been found inside houses that back onto bushland or are on small farm lots.
    well that explains it then

    lol monocle
    I can feel my bikes heartbeat, can you feel yours?

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    I think you should call it Dwain.
    Scorpion KING Mo'fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryzaach View Post
    Ahahaha, now I can't help but imagine him with a monocle..


    "Charmed, I'm sure."
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