The Midget

[Cow_A_Socky]

A female midget walks into the Doctors office, complaining of an embarrassing itch in the private region. Without hesitation, the doctor grabs her and stands her on his desk. He whips the side of her skirt up, and sticks his head under.


The midget is standing dead-still, not sure what's going on, when she hears a 'snip, snip, snip' under her skirt. The doctor pulls his head out, and says "How's that?"

She replies, "That's great, doesn't itch a bit! What did you do?"


The doctor replies, "I just trimmed the top of your Ugg Boot.

[karen]

No need to start new threads for each joke, there's a special thread for giggles here - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...-thread-65325/
Have fun!

[Cow_A_Socky]

No worries, I have never claimed to be an IT guru ha ha

Nick