
nawww, the east trying to emulate the west... how cute

REPENT MOTHER FUCKER
TurboR1-
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they slow down around school zones.
she charges like 4.2k for the night...
"Yea I like the bike but it's hard to get my foot under the brake lever "
false advertising, should say
"Joanna is a hot young slut with awesome boobs and a nice tight muff, she will lick your balls and like it, exxy, but if your a horny old codger who still dreams of banging a hot , young, dirty bitch, shes for you"
Truth is advertising laws, isnt it coming up for debate in parliament?

Ha "classy" male escorts get paid less then the female ones.
Love it!

One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.
My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.

On that note dont ya hate chicken fillets.
If ya have a grope in a pub you may end up charged.
The very least slapped.
So its like christmass , you wait till you get home then unwrap your pressys.
Then its like Wait oi WTF , where did they go.
Or on the outher hand the push up thingy.
We mear men just never know where we stand.
However truth be tolled
Girls are more critical of them selves than men ever will be.
We are just happy to see you naked .
REPENT MOTHER FUCKER
TurboR1-
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they slow down around school zones.

^^^ Yup, More than the British Standard Handfull is a waste, however I do have big hands :-)
If at first you don't succeed, dont bother taking up sky diving.
This unit is portable when carried.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam.
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