New asian porn star!

[Chester]

It appears that Van Nguyen will become Singapores latest well hung asian.

Might want to consider a job in porn

[PHOBiA]

Originally posted by Chester@Dec 2 2005, 09:06 AM
It appears that Van Nguyen will become Singapores latest well hung asian.*

Might want to consider a job in porn

[snapback]197076[/snapback]

didn't take long..

[Disco Frank]

thats just soo soo soo wrong

[Tex]

Aparently he sent an sms to his mum saying
'mum , not going to be home for christmas, thought I might hang around Singapore for a while. Van"

[Gresh]

FFS give it a week. Jesus

[Tex]

greshaki ,

if you're offended by it .....Don't read it !!

[rgvlee]

Maybe something needs to added to the topic to avoid offending people, like what Dubs did for his recent post on this topic.

[Dubs]

Cop this, it's Friday afternoon 2 Dec 05 and Van Nguyen's mum is in Changi morgue identifying her son's body after he spent the morning playing on a Singapore swing set.

As the morgue attendant slides open the drawer with Van on it, mum looks at the corpse and says to the attendant, "velly solly mister, but this not Van, my Van was at least three inches shorter than this guy."



Dubs

[offtheshelf]

wrong... but so very, very funny

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

ba ha ha

so funny


ya one less drug trafficer in the word now all they got to do is get rid of the murderers and rapists and pedifiles the same way

oh and terrorists

[The Muffin Man]

Originally posted by Ninja@Dec 2 2005, 02:09 PM
ba ha ha

so funny
ya one less drug trafficer in the word now all they got to do is get rid of the murderers and rapists and pedifiles the same way

oh and terrorits

[snapback]197257[/snapback]

Perhaps you ment drug TRAFFICKER, WORLD, PAEDOPHILE and lastly TERRORISTS.

[TheSWAN]

Originally posted by Ninja@Dec 2 2005, 02:09 PM
ba ha ha

so funny
ya one less drug trafficer in the word now all they got to do is get rid of the murderers and rapists and pedifiles the same way

oh and terrorits

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and people who can't spell.

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

Originally posted by TheSWAN@Dec 2 2005, 05:05 PM
and people who can't spell.

[snapback]197374[/snapback]

yeah yeah sure sure


fixed now anyways

[Monty]

they have found a way to extends Vans life.......the made the rope longer.

where is Van's favourite holiday location? ....Noosa

Whats the difference between Van's mother and Ricky Ponting?....Vans mother is bringing the ashes home.

[TheSWAN]

wow you can all cut and paste how impressive.

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

Originally posted by TheSWAN@Dec 2 2005, 09:58 PM
wow you can all cut and paste how impressive.

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but its all gold and funny

[Magic8Ball]

Kinda wrong but much more appropriate than the minutes silence across australia that was proposed on the &#39;news&#39; *cough* last night...1 minutes silence for gunning down enemies in the war...1 minutes silence for traffiking (how do you spell that<<) heroin....thats a balance...

Good job he didn&#39;t ride a motorbike or the west australian would have lobbied for him to be hung twice..

Keep em comming, perhaps STM can do an article on our inability to adhere to the speed limits but our cracking sense of humour....

[dr00]

Originally posted by TheSWAN@Dec 2 2005, 09:58 PM
wow you can all cut and paste how impressive.

[snapback]197487[/snapback]

new rules, you can only post in funny stuff if you made it up yourself

[Monty]

hey i didnt copy and paste anything....just 15 phonecalls in 3 days from a work mate with a new joke every 2 hours.

[horse]

Originally posted by kshzx9@Dec 2 2005, 11:27 PM
hey i didnt copy and paste anything....just 15 phonecalls in 3 days from a work mate with a new joke every 2 hours.

[snapback]197534[/snapback]

well then, your aloud to post


as for me.........