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  1. 16-06-2011, 10:00 AM #1
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    NWS - Go the f*ck to sleep - a childrens' story as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

    NWS due to language content

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  2. 16-06-2011, 02:00 PM #2
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    Amazon.com: Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being (9780312648121): Alice Bradley, Eden M.
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    oh my god Daise that was fucking awesome!
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    Is it creepy that I now want Samuel L Jackson to tuck me in at night?
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    thats awesome...oh i know these woes
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    This is a great book - sadly now though my kids will say fuck way too much...
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    Massive WIN! Read the book a lil while back and this is a great way to showcase it.
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    He missed the last word of the first sentence and doesn't understand punctuation. Do it right or I won't go the fuck to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mekon View Post
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    Noni Hazelhurst of Play School fame has done a read of the book :

    The best bit, there is a video of it as she reads it! It is censored but still pretty awesome :

    Go the F... To Sleep | Noni Hazlehurst | Samuel Jackson
    Somehow it's reassuring knowing that I'm not the only one pretending to be normal.







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    Uncensored version:
    YouTube - ‪Go the Fuck to Sleep - read by Noni Hazlehurst‬‏
    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

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    "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on depiction of harmful activities"

    What was in the video!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NanoBear View Post
    "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on depiction of harmful activities"

    What was in the video!?
    Wow.

    All it was: Noni Hazlehurst reading the book. Nothing else. No violence.
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