NZEQ Jokes - Too Soon

[pauly_]

Apologies in advance...

A mate of mine works at the Grand Chancellor in Christchurch. He reckons they're gonna be flat out.

Was supposed to go to C'church for a holiday but my accomodation's fallen through.

[V4moose]

how long did you wrestle with your conscience before posting that up? :S

[Barfridge]

(might take a while, but it's worth it)

[drifter]

what else would you keep in your attic?

[Professor Redfern]

(might take a while, but it's worth it)

Oh no not the frudge!


Imagine being pinned under your weed plant. Surely you would jsut go into survival Macgyver mode and try and make a bong out some aircon ducting and a water pipe.

[JAFA]

Do you fuckheads honestly think this is a joke, or something to make jokes about?? I didn't see any Kiwis cracking jokes when your backyard was on fire a few weeks ago, or when the east coast was flooded to hell.

People have died, others have had to have their arms / legs cut off to get out of buildings ffs. Have some compassion you heartless bastards!!!!!!!!!!

If we're playing that game, the only shame about this whole thing is that only 1 Aussie died in it. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Goofy]

1 Aussie died in it.

That is a shame

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

Do you fuckheads honestly think this is a joke, or something to make jokes about?? I didn't see any Kiwis cracking jokes when your backyard was on fire a few weeks ago, or when the east coast was flooded to hell.

People have died, people have had arms and legs cut off to get out of buildings ffs, Jesus have some compassion you heartless bastards!!!!!!!!!!

If we're playing that game, the only shame about this whole thing is that only 1 Aussie died in it. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

west coast up north flooded to but no one seems to remember that one

[Desmo]

Don't ever travel to the UK then, you'll have distasteful jokes within minutes of the incident.

Q: Where do Piper Alpha workers go for holidays?
A: Burnham on sea.

[Captain Starfish]

@pauly_ : I guess that probably means:
a) "too soon"; and
b) should be in sick sick sick joke thread.

[g0zer]

it measured sux on the richter scale :p

[Professor Redfern]

I didn't see any Kiwis cracking jokes when your backyard was on fire a few weeks ago, or when the east coast was flooded to hell.

Yeah but how many Kiwi forums did you hang out on?

Why do the Kiwis love earth quakes?


Cos all they have to do is stand behind the sheep and let nature do all the work.

[pauly_]

how long did you wrestle with your conscience before posting that up? :S

not long.. i'm heartless and the apology was just a disclaimer...

[pauly_]

Do you fuckheads honestly think this is a joke, or something to make jokes about?? I didn't see any Kiwis cracking jokes when your backyard was on fire a few weeks ago, or when the east coast was flooded to hell.

People have died, others have had to have their arms / legs cut off to get out of buildings ffs. Have some compassion you heartless bastards!!!!!!!!!!

If we're playing that game, the only shame about this whole thing is that only 1 Aussie died in it. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

If you're suggesting it's a shame no more a) Australians or b) people died, then I'd say your response is equally as heartless as the OP...

Of course it's not funny... but then it wasn't funny when Steve Irwin, Michael Jackson died...

[The Saint]

I didn't see any Kiwis cracking jokes when the east coast was flooded to hell.

VoteMeNot • General discussion • A wee giggle at Aussies expense

Uh huh.

[Barfridge]

Saint: that thread becomes pretty much the same discussion as this.

So you're on pretty shaky footings there mate

[The Saint]

Not really, I'm just making the point that such jokes were made on an NZ forum during a natural disaster that killed Australians.

I guess the moral of the story is everyone's a cunt regardless of class creed or nationality, so why get so uptight when this fact becomes apparent to you?

[Barfridge]

Mainly because I'm half Aussie, half Kiwi, and now I can't pretend to be either to claim the moral high ground.

[Commander Keen]

Mainly because I'm half Aussie, half Kiwi, and now I can't pretend to be either to claim the moral high ground.

And now we all know.

[Pato]

Mainly because I'm half Aussie, half Kiwi, which makes me all wrong

fixed