ORAL sex is the "new black" in the bedroom

Viper · 16-09-2008, 09:37 AM

This guy is obviously a genius! The best line is the 3rd one ... we’re trying it before we hit 30 ... yeah no shit meathead ... if not we’d swap partners

ORAL sex is the "new black" in the bedrooms of all Australians, according to leading sexual health experts who believe improved hygiene standards and feminism are turning more couples onto the practice.
The Australasian sexual health congress in Perth has been told oral sex, once the exclusive domain of sex workers, has now become a leading part in the sexual repertoire for straight and gay Australians.
"For young people it's an almost universal practice now, with 90 per cent trying it before the age of 30," said Basil Donovan, a professor of sexual health at the University of NSW.

"Among teenagers it's the new abstinence in the Clintonesque sense, because it's a way of having sex without having sex, and there are obvious contraceptive advantages too."

It also has been embraced as a way to better avoid the risks of HIV and other sexually transmitted infections.

Prof Donovan said the practice had become far more popular among heterosexual couples in long term relationships because they were having more sex now than in previous generations and were looking for more variety "to keep things interesting".

But the specialist theorises that improvements in cleanliness is the biggest driving factor in the popularity of oral sex.

"I can't prove it but my theory is that when people only had a bath on Saturday night oral sex was a less attractive prospect," Prof Donovan said.

"The aesthetics changed when people started washing more often."

Another sexual health expert, Dr Juliet Richters, author of the book Doing it Down Under, said she believed the rise of feminism was the key to the trend, with women now happier to say what they want.

The dramatic shift has occurred in one generation, with people aged over 50 having had oral sex for the first time an average of eight years after first having standard sex.

"Now it's a one year gap and in many groups the oral intercourse comes first, some times by a few years," Prof Donovan said.

"That's a major shift from 80 years ago when it was entirely the work of sex workers and men were never going to get it at home."

He said there were many advantages to the trend and only a couple of disadvantages - increased risk of gonorrhoea among gay men and the increase in genital herpes caused by type one herpes, which normally causes coldsores.

"That's a direct reflection of the fashionablity of oral sex and in that sense people need to be aware that a cold sore is more than just a cold sore."

lee · 16-09-2008, 09:56 AM

SWEET WHERE DO I SIGN?

lc

kwakas · 16-09-2008, 10:03 AM

before 30

that's great...

I reckon the average 14 or 15 year old would have done it easily these days, if not even younger...

XSorXpire · 16-09-2008, 10:07 AM

Yea, they'll do anything for a smoke!

Reidstah · 16-09-2008, 10:30 AM

"I can't prove it but my theory is that when people only had a bath on Saturday night oral sex was a less attractive prospect," Prof Donovan said.

hehe, You don't have to prove it Prof....we believe you

AL3X:J3TT · 16-09-2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Viper

feminism was the key to the trend, with women now happier to say what they want.

Not if they know what's good for 'em - Yeehaw

Captain Starfish · 16-09-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kwakas

I reckon the average 14 or 15 year old would have done it easily these days, if not even younger...

Fuck off - she said she was 18!!!

Viper · 16-09-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AL3X:J3TT

Not if they know what's good for 'em - Yeehaw

Now that's why we need the rep system

. ur fucked when a few women read this

Funny but

Taylor · 16-09-2008, 11:29 AM

Women have always been able to say what they want, but it's only lately they've been right.

/passes port to the left

xanthian · 16-09-2008, 01:56 PM

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I reckon the average 14 or 15 year old would have done it easily these days, if not even younger...

And suddenly, average seems like something to aspire to.

Sumfun4me · 16-09-2008, 03:52 PM

So ya reckon he would have got a government grant to assist with this study? If so, I wonder how you go about getting one? I've got a couple of theories of my own I'd like to investigate

Aphex · 16-09-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sumfun4me

So ya reckon he would have got a government grant to assist with this study? If so, I wonder how you go about getting one? I've got a couple of theories of my own I'd like to investigate

O'rly? Such as the quality of head received increases in direct proportion to the dimensions of the givers waste line? No dude... seriously its not worth it... it's already been proven wrong...

Sumfun4me · 16-09-2008, 03:59 PM

That wasn't what I had in mind Aphex (but I'm gonna add it to the list now).

xanthian · 16-09-2008, 04:36 PM

New alco pop tax has given toolies yet another way of luring (un?)willing victims.

A woman's self esteem is directly inversely proportional to the quality of sex to be had with her.

Top or bottom: which position is better for your back after many years of intense study?

Surely I'm not alone in wanting to kill my careers advisor when I was in high school?

Supercharged1600 · 16-09-2008, 05:37 PM

....i must be from the least prude line of humans - coz in my book no oral means "there's the door biatch(honey)" or am i just a misogynistic prick who expects too much from the fairer gender????

Responseless · 16-09-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by XSorXpire

Yea, they'll do anything for a smoke!

Machast · 16-09-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xanthian

A woman's self esteem is directly inversely proportional to the quality of sex to be had with her.

wat?

xanthian · 16-09-2008, 11:08 PM

Low self esteem = she'll do anything = great sex.

High self esteem = she thinks she's all that = terrible sex.

Or that's the theory. How the hell should I know, I haven't been given a government grant to do the legwork and I can't do it on my own merits.

The Saint · 17-09-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Supercharged1600

....i must be from the least prude line of humans - coz in my book no oral means "there's the door biatch(honey)" or am i just a misogynistic prick who expects too much from the fairer gender????

Sky says hi

FireStorm · 18-09-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xanthian

Low self esteem = she'll do anything = great sex.

High self esteem = she thinks she's all that = terrible sex.

Or that's the theory. How the hell should I know, I haven't been given a government grant to do the legwork and I can't do it on my own merits.

Wrong.

I find it is directly proportional.

Low self esteem is usually coupled with body image issues = lights off, dont touch my ass its fat, oh and my stomach and my tits are too small dont touch them sex.

good self esteem means they are comfortable with themselves = better sex with more inclination to try new things.

Thats just my experience anyway.

Oh and as to oral sex is increasing because of hygine, i'll eat a pussy thats just come in from a netball game till the bitch comes so hard her legs don't work. But I'm a sick puppy...