Priorities :)

[19andrew59]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. You see, it's like this. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the clutch cover on my engine seemed to be weeping a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

[R160]

do a burn out on the missus and use her vagina for a front wheel stand.

[busa_bloke]

I'd get it looked at by the dealer.

And if the missus' nights out worry you, hire a private investigator to find the truth.

Be prepared for the answer though, the problem might not be the obvious. It might not be the clutch gasket.

[filbert]

i had a similar thing happen except mine had a hairline crack in the exhaust manifold.

[resist]

Lame copy and pasted email passed off as your own joke is lame.

[ReCon]

Fuck Resist- have a bad day at church did we? Was good for a laugh on a nice Sunday morning..

[resist]

If it was in the right thread, if it wasn't passed off as his own joke... yeah.

[19andrew59]

My apologies, I was unaware that this sort of thing required a bibliography.
Thanks for taking the time to bring this error to my attention and be assured that in the
future, I will certainly ensure that any and all works other than my own will be cited.

[Markius]

Chicago 2010 referencing system please Andrew!

[contempo]

well I thought it was amusing Andrew, regardless if you made the joke yourself or not, thanks for sharing.

[vXn]

Thanks Andrew, for sharing. I felt less bored at work. I obviously did not get that forwarded email previously...

[Seb]

In future please use Endnote to site your references

[M|ke]

Sell the wife buy a new one.