Rules of engagement

[uomouse]

Gets batter and batterer!

[xphread]

Is this posted in the "funny" section, because there is no "scary" section and this is the closest??

[Desmo]

Guy makes a lot of sense.
How else are you supposed to discipline a woman when all else has failed?

[DrewC]

^ correct. I mean, whats a brother gonna do? You want some sexytime and she isn't up for it? If it's down to beat her or beat off, I know what I'm gonna do.
But not in the face, because that shit is dishonorable.

[shan]

I might find religion yet
I did however see that there is no mention of the family goat
If the wife refuses and wins the beating by beating her husband
Can a goat be used as a substatute

[devolved]

My other half is so lucky I'm not a Muslim, I'd be short-rod beating her about anywhere but the head daily.

[Desmo]

How can Sean Connery be wrong?

[devolved]

^^^^^ PMSL at the end!

[MADOGA]

Yes you shouldnt beat a womans face and make her ugly

Im not sure about this not cursing tho,

I find it is best to administer a sound spanking to a woman's bottom while calling her a dirty slut.

[mekon]

Connery gold.

[Skut]

Closed fist = wrong. Passionate argument is one thing, but once the war of words is lost, and failure at negotiation?... just walk away (and if they come at you, open hand only! FFS it is not so hard to restrain a woman .... :/ oops)

[fredie]

i rather us a whip

[Fastgirl]

Im so glad, that worldwide, the male birth rate is dropping. Our day will come ladies.










*pause for reaction*

[Aphex]

Some light reading for the modern feminist....

[Desmo]

That is a brilliant piece.

[agrid]

I made my wife watch it, straightened her out good and proper.

[Huggy]

and hey, if you do take it too far and she bruises up, you could just make her cover her entire body and most of her face with cloth.

[FireStorm]

Well will you look at that. Hell I'm converted!

[darkfibre]

Im so glad, that worldwide, the male birth rate is dropping. Our day will come ladies.











*pause for reaction*

Why would you consider less to choose from a good thing.

[Taz]

Converted maybe but i would expect to wake up with a very large kitchen knife tickling then inside of my back ribs insterted from the front