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  1. 15-10-2006 07:44 AM #1
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    A sick sick sick sick joke

    Q. What is 15 inches long and makes women scream?
























    A. Cot death
    The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.

    Do you have any idea who I am???
    BUY MY BIKE
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  2. 15-10-2006 07:50 AM #2
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    Welcome home Robin! soooooo not funny...but I expected it from u.
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  3. 15-10-2006 08:04 AM #3
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    If it aint yours DONT TOUCH IT and you cant afford to fix it DONT RIDE IT!
    'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig


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  4. 15-10-2006 09:00 AM #4
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    is it bad that i laughed?
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  5. 15-10-2006 09:04 AM #5
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    Mate when I saw this pic.....it reminded me of you.

    Skydivers don't knock on deaths door. They ring the doorbell and run away.
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  6. 15-10-2006 09:35 AM #6
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    and so life like to dugy!!
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  7. 15-10-2006 09:37 AM #7
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    Just for that....

    Q. Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?





















    A. So you can see its face when you come.
    The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.

    Do you have any idea who I am???
    BUY MY BIKE
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    If it aint yours DONT TOUCH IT and you cant afford to fix it DONT RIDE IT!
    'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig


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  9. 15-10-2006 10:33 AM #9
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    What can run down a hallway, but can't turn around and come back again?













    The baby you've just harpooned
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  10. 15-10-2006 10:53 AM #10
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    How many babies does it take to tile a roof?
























    Depends on how thin you Slice them
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  11. 15-10-2006 10:57 AM #11
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    Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and a truck full of dead babies?












    You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
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  12. 15-10-2006 01:42 PM #12
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    A man and a young boy are walking through the bush on an eerie night.
    The boy says "I'm afraid."
    The man says "You're afraid? I have to walk back by myself!"
    www.sortbycorruptiondate.com
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  13. 15-10-2006 03:23 PM #13
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    Robin u have been outdone methinks!
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    Little girl goes into her mothers room and sees her dressing, points at her boobs and asks, "What's those?"
    "They're breasts"
    "When do I get those?"
    "When you much older"

    She walks into the bath room and sees her dad taking a piss, points at his dick and asks "What's that?"
    "Thats a cock"
    "When do I get one of those?"
    "When your mother goes to Bingo!"
    The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.

    Do you have any idea who I am???
    BUY MY BIKE
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  15. 15-10-2006 03:41 PM #15
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    Whats the difference between a few hundred dead babies and a ferrari f430?








    I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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    Difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?














    You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

    Ok.. I'm about out now
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  16. 15-10-2006 04:06 PM #16
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    haha WRONG
    Quote Originally Posted by Tannhauser View Post
    When you say group buy, do you mean we all have to pitch in for the same parts (ie the carbon bits for your R1)


    Yamaha all the way!!!!

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    What's Red, Yellow and floats in a pool?






    Floaties with the baby slashed.


    What's Blue, Yellow and sits on the bottom of a pool?





    Baby with the floaties slashed.



    What's Green, Yellow and sits on the bottom of a pool?









    The same baby 3 weeks later.
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  18. 15-10-2006 04:23 PM #18
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    Whats black and blue and red all over?















    The boy in my basement.

    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?





















    Gang rape.

    How do priests find their alter boys in the dark?






















    Very satisfying
    The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.

    Do you have any idea who I am???
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  19. 15-10-2006 04:28 PM #19
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    What's red, bubbling, and scratching at the window?










    A baby in a microwave.

    (remembered one more)
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  20. 15-10-2006 04:31 PM #20
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    Q. What is 15 inches long and makes women scream?
    A. Cot death
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    dude

    i have already told you this joke before in the past

    the correct way to tell this joke is

    "what is 8" long and keeps a woman up all night screaming..."

    you fool
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