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A sick sick sick sick joke
Q. What is 15 inches long and makes women scream?
A. Cot death
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15-10-2006, 06:50 AM
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Welcome home Robin!   soooooo not funny...but I expected it from u.  |
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15-10-2006, 07:04 AM
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If it aint yours DONT TOUCH IT and you cant afford to fix it DONT RIDE IT! 'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig
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15-10-2006, 08:00 AM
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is it bad that i laughed?
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15-10-2006, 08:04 AM
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Mate when I saw this pic.....it reminded me of you.
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15-10-2006, 08:35 AM
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and so life like to dugy!! |
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15-10-2006, 08:37 AM
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Just for that....
Q. Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
A. So you can see its face when you come.
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15-10-2006, 09:21 AM
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If it aint yours DONT TOUCH IT and you cant afford to fix it DONT RIDE IT! 'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig
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15-10-2006, 09:33 AM
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What can run down a hallway, but can't turn around and come back again?
The baby you've just harpooned
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My apologies for the yamaha in my avatar.
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KylieJane says:
i quite like sairz
KylieJane says:
maybe i should scissor her
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15-10-2006, 09:53 AM
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How many babies does it take to tile a roof?
Depends on how thin you Slice them
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15-10-2006, 09:57 AM
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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
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My apologies for the yamaha in my avatar.
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i quite like sairz
KylieJane says:
maybe i should scissor her
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15-10-2006, 12:42 PM
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A man and a young boy are walking through the bush on an eerie night.
The boy says "I'm afraid."
The man says "You're afraid? I have to walk back by myself!"
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15-10-2006, 02:23 PM
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Robin u have been outdone methinks! |
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15-10-2006, 02:29 PM
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Little girl goes into her mothers room and sees her dressing, points at her boobs and asks, "What's those?"
"They're breasts"
"When do I get those?"
"When you much older"
She walks into the bath room and sees her dad taking a piss, points at his dick and asks "What's that?"
"Thats a cock"
"When do I get one of those?"
"When your mother goes to Bingo!"
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15-10-2006, 02:41 PM
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Whats the difference between a few hundred dead babies and a ferrari f430?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
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Difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Ok.. I'm about out now
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My apologies for the yamaha in my avatar.
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KylieJane says:
i quite like sairz
KylieJane says:
maybe i should scissor her
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15-10-2006, 03:06 PM
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haha WRONG
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Yamaha all the way!!!!
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15-10-2006, 03:08 PM
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What's Red, Yellow and floats in a pool?
Floaties with the baby slashed.
What's Blue, Yellow and sits on the bottom of a pool?
Baby with the floaties slashed.
What's Green, Yellow and sits on the bottom of a pool?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
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15-10-2006, 03:23 PM
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Whats black and blue and red all over?
The boy in my basement.
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Gang rape.
How do priests find their alter boys in the dark?
Very satisfying
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The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
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15-10-2006, 03:28 PM
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What's red, bubbling, and scratching at the window?
A baby in a microwave.
(remembered one more)
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My apologies for the yamaha in my avatar.
Quote:
KylieJane says:
i quite like sairz
KylieJane says:
maybe i should scissor her
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15-10-2006, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Q. What is 15 inches long and makes women scream?
A. Cot death
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dude
i have already told you this joke before in the past
the correct way to tell this joke is
"what is 8" long and keeps a woman up all night screaming..."
you fool |
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