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15-10-2006, 03:36 PM
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How do you get 10 babies into a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out again?
A packet of corn chips...
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15-10-2006, 03:50 PM
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How does Michael Jackson stop the neighbours kids playing on his lawn?
Molests them.
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15-10-2006, 03:59 PM
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What does a misscarraige and a drug bust have in common?
They both see you flushing something you love down the toilet.
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The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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15-10-2006, 05:32 PM
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What's the worst thing about fucking a three year old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
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15-10-2006, 06:16 PM
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Whats the worst thing about licking a bald pussy?
Putting the Nappy back on
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15-10-2006, 06:29 PM
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ahhh... speechless
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15-10-2006, 06:38 PM
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How do you know that your sister is having her period?
You dad's cock tastes funny.
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The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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15-10-2006, 06:40 PM
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What's funnier than a fragmentation grenade in a kindergarten ?
Nothing.
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The sports team that represents my locale are superior athletes. May they defeat their opposition!
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15-10-2006, 06:40 PM
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How do you fit 50 jews into a VW Beetle?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 46 in the ashtray.
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The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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15-10-2006, 06:49 PM
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So ..... any parents on here?
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The sports team that represents my locale are superior athletes. May they defeat their opposition!
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15-10-2006, 06:52 PM
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TGB 101S
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How many women does it take to paint a wall?
That all depends on how hard you throw them
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15-10-2006, 07:05 PM
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How do you stop your four-year-old son from crying at night?
Wash the pig blood off him, remove the ball gag and take him off the crucifix in your rat-infested cellar.
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The sports team that represents my locale are superior athletes. May they defeat their opposition!
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15-10-2006, 08:13 PM
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How do you stop your four-year-old son from crying at night?
Wash the pig blood off him, remove the ball gag and take him off the crucifix in your rat-infested cellar.
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if ya cut his tear ducts out he can't cry
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15-10-2006, 09:10 PM
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Q. What colour does a baby turn when you put it in the microwave?
A. i don't know, i was too busy masturbating.
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Q. Whats the difference between an apple and a baby?
A. You don't come all over an apple before you cut it up.
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Q. Whats better than swinging a baby round your head really fast?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.
*goes into hiding*
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15-10-2006, 09:15 PM
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2001 Ducati 748R
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What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face.
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How do you make a woman cum?
Who cares?
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15-10-2006, 09:17 PM
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SV1000S
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Whats better than raping your 6 y/o niece?
Rolling her over and finding your 4 y/o nephew.
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15-10-2006, 09:34 PM
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OMG this thread is so disgusting... yet im oddly amused  
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15-10-2006, 09:36 PM
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What's the best part of fucking a three year old girl?
Hearing her pelvis crack.
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What's the best part of fucking a four year old girl?
Rolling her over and pretending she's a four year old boy.
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15-10-2006, 09:36 PM
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Whats worse than 6 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 6 buckets....
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Whats more fun than two 18 year olds?
Eighteen 2 year olds!
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Whats red and screams and sits in the corner?
Baby with a potato peeler.
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15-10-2006, 09:47 PM
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TGB 101S
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What's black and blue and hates sex???
A rape victim
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