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15-09-2008, 09:11 PM
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15-09-2008, 09:17 PM
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#13 of 21 MV Agusta NERO Cagiva Mito 165
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[sacasm]Thanks for removing the reputation option Tyson[/sarcasm]
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S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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16-09-2008, 10:33 AM
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Foetus wins this thread....that's fucking sick on every level.
Whats better then winning gold at the paralympics?
Legs
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25-10-2008, 06:10 PM
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2007 BMW K1200S
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Fight global warming with the KKK
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When a passenger of the foot moves in sight, tootle the horn trumpet melodiously to him at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, "Hi, hi."
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26-10-2008, 01:58 AM
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None Just Yet - Looking For A Bargin ;P
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KKK jokes are fantastic ;P
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27-10-2008, 10:33 PM
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#13 of 21 MV Agusta NERO Cagiva Mito 165
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What's the best thing about sex with the mentally retarded??
An inexhaustable supply of saliva as lubricant... just wipe it off the chin and away you go! 
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S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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28-10-2008, 07:23 AM
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thats terrible turbs....
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28-10-2008, 07:23 AM
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28-10-2008, 07:25 AM
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lol thats fucking sick dude |
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28-10-2008, 03:25 PM
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What do you call a car full of aboriginal's at the bottom of the lake?
A good start.
What do you throw an aboriginal when he is drowning.
his wife and kids.
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28-10-2008, 03:27 PM
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Street Triple 675
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*snigger* hehe
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28-10-2008, 03:31 PM
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Whats the difference between carpet and an aboriginals face?
You take your shoe's off to walk on the carpet.
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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
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28-10-2008, 04:17 PM
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a commodore full of aboriginals drives past a sign that states 60.
The driver screeches to a halt and kicks out 15 passengers so he isnt over the limit!  |
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28-10-2008, 10:43 PM
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here we go............
what do you call 1 aborginal in the moon?
A: Problem
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what do you call all the aboriginals on the moon?
A: Problem solved...
non racist but i think its funny
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28-10-2008, 11:06 PM
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Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard are having a beer at the local pub, when the pub's owner looks up and notices them there. Feeling like he should make them feel welcome in his establishment, he walks over to them and says "Hey guys, how are you?".
"Good, thanks!" says Kevin Rudd, "Julia and I were just chatting, and we think we've found a solution to the aboriginal problem!"
"No way," says the owner, "mind telling me what it is?"
So Mr. Rudd leans forward and says, "Ok, what we're going to do is kill off every single Aboriginal in Australia, plus one large breasted blonde woman!"
"Wait wait wait," says the owner, "why are you killing this large breasted blonde woman?"
"I fucking TOLD you," says Mr. Rudd, turning to Julia Gillard, "NO ONE cares about the Aboriginals!"
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My cookies are secure! They are in my jeans bitch!
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29-10-2008, 05:51 PM
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whats the advantage of doing a chick during pms?
depth gauge...........
(gotta try an remember the other ones we hear at work)
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29-10-2008, 05:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Falcore
whats the advantage of doing a chick during pms?
depth gauge...........
(gotta try an remember the other ones we hear at work)
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It sounds like it should be funny, but clearly I'm missing something.... assplain?
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Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife I'll take two.
- Joe Hallenbeck
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29-10-2008, 05:59 PM
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I believe he means during her period, during which time either his penis would push a tampon (if she was wearing one) to the point of maximum penetration, OR the "high tide" mark of blood would appear on his penis.
Very funny falcore, who's a clever clever widdle boy?
Be good if you managed to remember one of the ones you hear at work. 
:edit: sick joke? I haz a Working With Children card. 
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29-10-2008, 06:08 PM
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'07 CBR1000RR
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Ah, right, I was thinking PMS, therefore, maybe however much got bitten off or something...
My grandad used to put a spoonful of gunpowder into his tea every morning. He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer.
In fact he lived to the ripe old age of ninety seven and left a widow, two children, fourteen grandchildren and a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife I'll take two.
- Joe Hallenbeck
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29-10-2008, 06:12 PM
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2003 R6
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 ^^^^ Haha working with children card...
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