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15-10-2006, 10:08 PM
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What's the best thing about being a paedophile?
You get to fuck kids.
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15-10-2006, 10:36 PM
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What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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15-10-2006, 10:46 PM
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2001 Ducati 748R
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What does Michael Jackson have in common with Caviar?
They both come on small white crackers.
What do you do when you have raped a deaf mute?
Cut off their fingers so they can't tell on you.
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16-10-2006, 12:06 AM
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What's red & white, sits in the corner and keeps getting smaller..?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
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16-10-2006, 05:29 AM
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Do you like babies???
When their cooked properly yes, but their a bitch to clean and theres always too many left overs.
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S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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16-10-2006, 09:09 AM
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tigerblade
Join Date: May 2006
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how many babies can you fit in a milk bottle......
depends how good your blender is
mind you all of these have been around since i was a schoolboy
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16-10-2006, 02:58 PM
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tottally agreeing here..
something makes me keep reading. lol
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<div align="center"> <div align="center">im the true green biker.....</div>
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16-10-2006, 06:37 PM
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What do you do if you see a 4 year old running down the street towards you with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload
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Necrophilia - Ignoring the 'best before' date on cold meat products
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16-10-2006, 09:09 PM
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Mean bf won't let me get a bike :(
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omg I fear to look yet I cannot turn away!! 
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16-10-2006, 09:40 PM
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Hey mum i hate the taste of this tomato soup!
Shuddyup son you only get it once a month!
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16-10-2006, 09:54 PM
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How do u get a baby off a clothes line?
Hit it with a shovel
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...stupid expensive singapore, with its stupid road tolls, and stupid petrol prices, make me take stupid public transport
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16-10-2006, 09:54 PM
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Hey mum i hate the taste of this tomato soup!
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Well my line just got crossed...
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16-10-2006, 11:01 PM
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Mommy daddy spewed up again!
Shuddyup and grab a fork before your sister gets all the big chunks!
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17-10-2006, 05:25 AM
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A young girl and her mother are watching TV when a rather steamy sex scene comes on.
"what are they doing mummy?"
"umm, They're making cakes dear"
The next day they are at the zoo and the monkeys are having sex.
"what are they doing Mummy?'
"their making cakes"
A week goes by and the girl walks up to her mother.
"were you and daddy making cakes last night in the lounge room"
"errr, how did you know?
"I licked the icing off the sofa"
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17-10-2006, 07:36 AM
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17-10-2006, 09:20 AM
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Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"
"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question.
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In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
A pregnant woman was about to give birth at the hospital. The delivery was almost complete and at long last the doctor held up the new born baby and cut the umbilical cord and took a moment to look the baby over, then without missing a beat the doctor threw the baby up in the air and volleyed it against the nearest wall. Whilst the mother and nurses looked on in shock the doctor then proceeded to dribble the baby around the delivery room before passing the baby through the doors out into the corridor, everyone followed the doctor out into the corridor not believing their eyes only to see the doc pick the baby up run down the corridor, banging it's head repeatedly on the walls before jumping in to the air and slam-dunking the new born child into the rubbish bin at the end of the corridor.
Breaking down and in floods of tears the woman asked the doctor "What did you do that to my baby for?"
The doc replied "Ha ha, I was only messing with you missus, it was stillborn"
Q: What causes paedophilia?
A: Sexy children
Q: Why can't Ken and Barbie have kids
A: Cuz Ken comes in a different box innit.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's got 1 ball and fucks prostitutes?
A: Peter Sutcliffe's hammer
Q: What's the difference between a professional footballer and a rapist?
A: I aint a professional footballer
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The universe likes speed. Don't delay. Don't second guess. Don't doubt. When the opportunity is there, when the impulse is there, when the intuitive nudge from within is there, act.
S.t.e.a.l.t.h - Answer the question.
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17-10-2006, 09:27 AM
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2001 Ducati 748R
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Q: What's the difference between a professional footballer and a rapist?
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You mean theres a difference?
Little johnny walks up to his mum and says "Mummy, why does granny have a prawn in her lap?"
Johnny's Mum isn't sure what he's on about, so she walks out to the loungeroom to see Grandma asleep, spreadeagle with her skirt hitched up around her waist.
Embarrased she turns to johnny and says "Baby, thats not a prawn, thats a Clitoris"
Little Johnny replies "Thats odd, it sure tastes like a prawn"
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17-10-2006, 09:50 AM
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What kind of file do you use to make a small hole bigger
A Pedophile
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17-10-2006, 09:53 AM
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2001 Ducati 748R
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Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds?
Because there's twenty of them.
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18-10-2006, 07:37 PM
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TGB 101S
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Hey mum...whats a nymphomaniac???
Shuddup and help me get your grandmother off the doorknob
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