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    Inactive Member gytr_r1's Avatar
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    A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome,
    when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed
    to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some
    small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.
    After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... you finish?"
    She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No...".
    Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.
    This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
    The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks..."So,you finish?"
    And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
    cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No...".
    Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man
    reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
    manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing
    and ripping the bed sheets.
    The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
    head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again... "So, you finish?"
    Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian..."
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    good one

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    lol. I know a few norwegians who might like that. lol. cheers
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    Love it...
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    I don't get it....

    why'd he care if she "finish"....

    i'm half italian, n i certainly don't...

    DISCLAIMER: If any females on here were thinking "that mesa sound's cute" my above comments were in jest... honestly...
    "I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish"


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