Spam

[Gimpy]

It's more than likely that i find this humourous because i'm hammered, but hey it's allways *interesting* to see just how frikken dense some spam mails are.


Hello!
We have found your CV in seek.com.au database and believe you are a perfect candidate for a part time position available.


Brief Overview:

- Over 18
- Know MS Office
- Work 6-10 hours a week;
- Hard-Working
- You may combine this job with other activity
- AU Citizenship
- Work from home



If you are interested, please reply to : with your short resume.


Best regards,
ELT Team


I won't get into pointing out that they mentioned they've allready received your resume (hmm appears i just did)

I know spam is riot for paypal on gumtree, but crickey it's sad to see what they think can pass off as (something to get personal information i'm guessing?)

[lit]

Cool story bro.

[Chaos-incarnate]

Fat dog is unimpressed.

[filbert]

i wouldn't call you fat

i sent in my resume i could use an extra $437 a day for 2 hours work posting links.

[Chaos-incarnate]

i wouldn't call you fat

Hahaha: owned!

[Batten]

So did you get the job?

[Nelley]

I put my Honda 250 CBF on gumtree and got 30 spam emails the 1st day wanting the bike and I just needed to give them my PayPal details so that they could pay me some even offered to pay $1000 more just to get the bike

[Desmo]

Awesome stories guys, utterly riveting.

[benspoon]