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    Standout standup

    Wednesday meh! Feels like a Monday, summat to make the day more bearable:

    Omid Djalilli
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atTFxvs5Zp8&NR=1]YouTube - Omid Djalili - Stand Up Comedy BBC 1 - Jews v Christians[/ame]

    Otis Lee Crenshaw (Rich Hall)
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRw2mHbZ4ZM]YouTube - Otis Lee Crenshaw(Rich Hall) - Love and money(Do anything you want)[/ame]

    Steven K Amos
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9qMz7yZoc&feature=related]YouTube - Mintys Comedian Of The Month January 2008 - Stephen K Amos[/ame]
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    Given the time of year, everyone should watch some more of Otis Lee Crenshaw's, specifically this one about boganfuel:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkH5_aGRC8g]YouTube - Otis Lee Crenshaw (Rich Hall) Bundaberg Rum Comedy Festival Gala 2009[/ame]

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ9WpL5kdjk]YouTube - Baggage handlers[/ame]

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    Gotta love this one.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvMcV-v1uaM]YouTube - Bernie Mac - Kings of Comedy Clip[/ame]
    Karma is a fucking bitch!!! What goes around comes around and you'll get yours!!!

    REMEMBER THAT!!!

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    This one too.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Lxl6SdzT0]YouTube - Heckler Gets Owned[/ame]
    Karma is a fucking bitch!!! What goes around comes around and you'll get yours!!!

    REMEMBER THAT!!!

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN3W9PE55dw]YouTube - Aussie Comedian Brendon Burns vs Heckler [FULL][/ame] This is the full version of the previous post
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAcLkXSy4Q]YouTube - Ricky Gervais - Nursery Rhymes[/ame]
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    Rise.

    Is this the standup comedy thread? If not please direct me thence.

    New to me, Jim Jefferies:



    If you don't like swearing for laughs and easy targets, give it a miss. Funniest religion rant I have seen in a while.
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    There's a standup comedy thread? This I must find!! I used to do a bit of standup comedy, made some serious light of my broken collarbone - should really get back into a good mindset & give it another shot... :-/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutiny! View Post
    Rise.



    New to me, Jim Jefferies:



    If you don't like swearing for laughs and easy targets, give it a miss. Funniest religion rant I have seen in a while.
    Or if your a feminist
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    An old fav of mine
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    doh wrong spot my bad

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    Very surprised Bill Bailey isn't in this thread.

    Depending on your sense of humour and stance on 'randomness', I seriously think everyone should give him a go. He makes me laugh like no other. He truly is a comedic genius.
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