The Suburbs of Perth

[redtaipan63]

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An Armadale Girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll
take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."


Q. Two Balga girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.



Q. What does a Cannington girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a 30 year old Girrawheen girl?

A. Granny.



Q. Why did the Geraldton girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.



Q. What do you call a Midland girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.



Q. What's the first question during a Merriwa quiz night?

A. What you looking at?



Q. Two Mirrabooka kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.



Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Rockingham girl?

A. A Rockingham girl has a higher sperm count.



Q. What's the most confusing day in Kwinana ?

A. Fathers day



Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Balga?

A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

[CarlosG]

Hahaha, although i don't know the stereotypes for all those places as im not from there, i got most of them and others i just substituted suburbs that i do know
Nice work redtaipan63, I especially like the Kwinana fathers day one

[Envy]

:|

[HotelBushranger]

Repost but a goodie

[Geeza]

Made my day!

[willy_109]

hahaha loved it, alll sooooooo true

[dxl99]

Reminds me of 1 about a mother from Armadale with 13 children all named 'John'.

While down at the train station with all 13 boys another mothers asks why she named all her children John. She replies 'ohh thats so I can call them all at the same time to the dinner table.. and just say dinner's ready John.'

'But what about when you want to call them individually?'
'Oh thats easy, I just call them by their last names'

[drifter]

true. all of it.
by the way if anyone does meet a chick from kwinny. condoms are a must.

[GenocidE]

omfg LOL!!

[jackisaperson]

hahahahahaha best thread ever

[SBD]

Hope not a repost
Q. What do you call a Midland girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

This rings true after going to Midland Tafe every day for the past semester. On the train.

[harns]

hey man, theres ALWAYS a reason to smash in geraldton.
otherwise its flawless

[Melchior]

Bloody gero deros.

[harns]

im moving back to perth in a few weeks, over gero

[Melchior]

Don't get all serious now harns

You can take the dero out of gero...but you cant take the gero out of the dero. AMIRITE?

[R160]

What, no kelmscott???

[Griff]

and then there's

What do Claremont girls think during sex?




MMMmmmmmmm, beige - I think I'll paint the ceiling beige....

[Ryven]

What, no kelmscott???

Given that email has been circulating for what must be, at very least, the better part of a decade. Always with "regional" suburb alterations... I don't think anyone will mind you changing one again.

[M|ke]

Hahahahahaha, god i love this thread now

WE NEED MOAR!

[Eddie???]

Where do gosnells girls piss?

Bus stops.







STFU I wasn't joking


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