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21-09-2008, 09:17 PM
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success!
saw this on orsm.net, thought it was pretty good
Herman had just hopped out of the shower, looked out the window and saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he raced outside and climbed the ladder.
He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said. No contest, thought Herman, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud.
On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was a wee bit easier on the eye. "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought Herman, "might as well carry on."
On this cloud was lounging lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, Herman thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.
On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Take me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she said, flirtingly. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When Herman reached the next cloud, there was a fat, slobbish ugly old man, with flies buzzing all around him. "G'day Mate, I'm Cess!"
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21-09-2008, 09:20 PM
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OHHHHHH!! Cess... rofl... took me a few seconds  |
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21-09-2008, 09:21 PM
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Boooo 
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22-09-2008, 05:02 PM
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Ha ha!
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22-09-2008, 05:05 PM
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What's cess?
God damn it, I hate not getting jokes.
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22-09-2008, 05:35 PM
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What's cess?
God damn it, I hate not getting jokes.
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cess. short for cecil. and the dude climbimg the ladder will have to suck him. success = suck cess, which is short for cecil. get it now? |
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22-09-2008, 05:40 PM
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bahhaha good one
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22-09-2008, 06:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chief wiggum
cess. short for cecil. and the dude climbimg the ladder will have to suck him. success = suck cess, which is short for cecil. get it now?
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I don't geddit, I thought that was next to Atwell?
What's funny about that place, it's just a glorified swamp?? 
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22-09-2008, 07:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chief wiggum
cess. short for cecil. and the dude climbimg the ladder will have to suck him. success = suck cess, which is short for cecil. get it now?
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Haha, I do now, thanks for that . |
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22-09-2008, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Pat
I don't geddit, I thought that was next to Atwell?
What's funny about that place, it's just a glorified swamp??
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you just suck, and i'm not necessarily talking about cess here  |
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22-09-2008, 07:54 PM
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you just suck, and i'm not necessarily talking about cess here |
I've been called worse.
How's the new job mate?
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22-09-2008, 08:04 PM
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I've been called worse.
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eleventy billion times better than the old one, thanks. any time you run into simon vernon, feel free to tell him to go and fuck himself with something unfeasibly large, such as an elephant. sideways. |
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22-09-2008, 09:15 PM
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haha. love it.
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25-09-2008, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by chief wiggum
eleventy billion times better than the old one, thanks. any time you run into Slimy Vermin , feel free to tell him to go and fuck himself with something unfeasibly large, such as an elephant. sideways.
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Fixed for ya CW!
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