Sympathy Blowjobs.... making my day more entertaining!

[SubThree]

This reddit thread is hilarious, surely made work my enjoyable

renegade_forks_ comments on I think this question is pretty taboo. What compelled you to cheat on your significant other? What made it worth it to you? (Possibly NSFW)

[Fastgirl]

What a nice sailorgirl!

These crack me up!

''I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men should get a sympathy blow job once in a while!" - Martin Luther King Jr.

"ask not what your blowjob can do for you, but what you can do to GET A BLOWJOB!" -JFK

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to give sympathy blowjobs. John F. Kennedy


"I did NOT get a sympathy blowjob from that woman" - Bill Clinton

And on the seventh day, God said let there be sympathy blow jobs" -Genesis

[SubThree]

Haha, I was sitting on the train in my early morning grind to work and then saw this and nearly wet myself with laughter...... people must have though I was a bit special

[Fastgirl]

Should have drooled and twitched...it makes it way funnerer...and people give you more room

[SubThree]

some frothing at the mouth would have done the trick I think..... but then I would have seemed right at home with all the specials on the train.

[Dr. Venkman]

"You want a sympathy blowjob? You can't handle a sympathy blowjob!" -Col. Jessup

[Phildo]

"This is one small sympathy blowjob for man, but one giant sympathy blowjob for mankind."

[Noctis]

"Remember, if you ever need a sympathy handjob, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for hand-jobbing yourself, the other for handjobbing others" - Audrey Hepburn.

[Tiger1]

"You can any colour sympathy blowjob you want.... as long as its black" Henry Ford

[RB 2 11]

And this one: "Blow jobs are like flowers for guys"

[Tiger1]

I liked the sympathy blowjob so much.... I brought the company! Victor Kiam

I spent all of my money on booze, fast cars and sympathy blowjobs.... the rest I just wasted. George Best

[Thirsty]

"Life is like a sympathy blowjob, the harder you suck, the further you get." Forrest Gump.

[GreenMeanie]

I think the first line of the edit says it all.

"..... I woke up..........."

and should be followed by ............. "... and my jammies were sticky at the front."

[Heretic]

A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different sympathy blowjob. Our belief was that if we kept putting great sympathy blowjobs in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.
- the aptly named Steve "blow" Jobs of Apple

[Wombat]

"Sympathy blow jobs are good" - Gordon Gekko

[truewheel]

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Ohh oh, Ohh oh, Ohh oh
Oh yeah, get on down, oh yeah"

Sympathy for the Blowjob
The Rolling Stones