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    Today's Dad Joke

    It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
    "Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.

    "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    You posted in the wrong section...

    This is "Funny Stuff"...

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    Go on. I can see you smiling...
    "Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.

    "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    le' sigh
    season 2012 is coming.....

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    :-)
    Be patient or become one.

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    You cynics should write that down for when you have kids. Seriously. It'll be gold.
    "Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.

    "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    Hey! A Dad's joke thread? I've got another one for ya.....

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".
    They misunderestimated me.
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    If you are in Asia and you get served dog meat, whats the best way to eat it?

    Just wolf it down.

    *Telling awesome dad jokes since 1986*

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    Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
    He'd make you an offer you couldn't understand.

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    Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
    "Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.

    "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sventek View Post
    Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
    The fourth? I thought it was the Sith

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    That's a bad lisp you have there, Tiger.
    "Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.

    "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sventek View Post
    It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
    It is also the birthdate of Dr Spooner, he was a bunny fugger

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    I heard he was a pleasant phucker...

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    What did Beethoven do after he died?

    He decomposed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I heard he was a pleasant phucker...
    No you have confused him with the royal family, they are peasant phuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trashed View Post
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".
    hmmm just told this to the room and got shuns all round. one day i'll get away with it...hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger1 View Post
    What did Beethoven do after he died?

    He decomposed.
    And whats brown and is still sitting on his piano stool?

    ...Beethoven's last movement.

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    Bad jokes eyh?....

    Guy walks into the Doctors with big grape vines growin out of his ears. Doctor says "Oh my god! what the heck happened to you?!!!"

    Guy says "what?"

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