It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!

It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

You posted in the wrong section...
This is "Funny Stuff"...

Go on. I can see you smiling...
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
le' sigh
season 2012 is coming.....
:-)
Be patient or become one.

You cynics should write that down for when you have kids. Seriously. It'll be gold.
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
Hey! A Dad's joke thread? I've got another one for ya.....
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".
They misunderestimated me.
- George Bush

If you are in Asia and you get served dog meat, whats the best way to eat it?
Just wolf it down.
*Telling awesome dad jokes since 1986*
Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He'd make you an offer you couldn't understand.

Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

That's a bad lisp you have there, Tiger.
"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf


I heard he was a pleasant phucker...

What did Beethoven do after he died?
He decomposed.

Bad jokes eyh?....
Guy walks into the Doctors with big grape vines growin out of his ears. Doctor says "Oh my god! what the heck happened to you?!!!"
Guy says "what?"
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