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About LinkBacksWhat's the difference between a moon rock and an earth rock?
The moon rock's a little meteor
What's the difference between a moon rock and an earth rock?
The moon rock's a little meteor
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Originally Posted by Phildo
Noted. We'll check back on that one in three years
98 BADASS TITANIUM BLACKBIRD - Past bikes 1982 XS250 Yamaha & 1983 CB750F with 900 motor
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God said to Moses "come forth" but he was too slow and came fifth.
Why didn't they play cards on the ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Do you remember the good old days before the internet?
when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.
My wife smeared butter all over my knob earlier….now I can't open the f*****g door.
What do you call a man who's half Nigerian?... `Nige`.
Blonde was staring at a carton of orange juice, coz it said "Orange juice.....concentrate"
Blonde looking really smug coz she'd just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 2 weeks......on the box it said 3-4 years!!
Baddum Chee!!
After I found out my tailor had been sleeping with my wife I screamed "I don't ever want to see you again!"
He said "Fine, suit yourself"
Straight roads are for fast bikes - corners are for fast riders!
Two fish in a tank first one says to the second one... you man the gun I'll drive...
i dont like computer jokes...not one bit.
WARNING: post contents are not serious in nature
when ever I hear a computer joke, I cant help going;
1010101!
or if i'm lazy
85
Intelligence and education are three sides of the same coin.
On the bright side, the Kiwis have one less sad joke now.aww I was just getting warmed up. Just one more...
Did ya know that when a Kiwi emigrates to Australia it collectively raises the IQ of both countries?
heheh...oh...hang on..I emigrated....so that means I'm...um...err...nevermind.
Intelligence and education are three sides of the same coin.
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 101010
Is such a thing even possible?
Ahh no... It's 42
Maybe you'll understand when you're older.
Is such a thing even possible?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world...
...those who understand binary and those who don't.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't and those who mistake ternary for binary.
Is such a thing even possible?
For the young'uns
TRANSLATOR, BINARY
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The happiest people don't HAVE the best of everything, they MAKE the best of everything.
My Uncle passed away on Christmas Eve,
In his will, he stipulated that he wanted to be buried with all of his favourite possessions.
You should have seen the cat's face when they were nailing the coffin lid down.
that was quick
What do you call an Aboriginal habadasher?
A Tiecoon
Noted. We'll check back on that one in three years
98 BADASS TITANIUM BLACKBIRD - Past bikes 1982 XS250 Yamaha & 1983 CB750F with 900 motor
Ozblackbird.net Administrator
Then my understanding is that I would like to have an 11some...
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