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One says wheres the soap
The outher says yes it dose dosent it
Two nuns takeing a bath
One says wheres the soap
The outher says yes it dose dosent it
you need a deviat mind
Haha...wears the soap....haha
Originally Posted by kyliejane
A man hears a hammering noise from over the back fence.
Looks over and his neighbour is building a kennel.
"How's the dog," he says.
The neighbour replies, "Yes, I am"
"No machine has a soul until a man shares his own with it."
mm... got neither of those
(226): Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
an oldie but a goodie....
Two nuns riding pushbikes down a cobblestone road.
One nun says "I've never come this way before."
The other nun says, "No, neither have I."
3 nuns sitting on a park bentch when a flasher runs up and flashes,
the 1st has a stroke,
the 2nd has a stoke,
the 3rds arms are to short and cant reach.
I got the last one... lame...
the other ones - no clue :S
double post
just think what the nun's are doing with the soap to make it wear
Contempo, probably best to stick to knock knock jokes.
How many people here heard these from their fathers?
(I just got a massive hit of nostalgia; watching Evil Dead on VHS with my dad and him telling these jokes to "lighten the mood in case the movie was a bit too scary". I was 6.)
What is best in life? Troll the forums, see the threads derailed before you and hear the lamentations of the moderators.
I am a rebel....
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^ lol
i got them all after a think...
A7X
Originally Posted by redfern
PSB, solving the worlds problems one theoretical headfuck at a time.
Three nuns die in a bus crash. At the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them he will give them one month each back on earth as anybody they wish as a reward for giving their whole lives to the Lord.
The first one wants to be Pamela Anderson
The second nun wants to spend her month back on earth as Madonna
When asked who she would like to return to earth as, the third nun replies, in her 72yr old Italian accent, "Sarah Pippilini" or at least that's how it sounds.
St. Peter has never heard of anybody by this name and so consults "The Book".
No result.
So he goes inside and checks with the 'G' man but he's never heard of her either.
St Peter re-enquires with the nun, "You definately have that name correct sister?"
"Ci! Ci! Sarah Pippilini, look, I show you!" and with flustered frustration she reaches into her habit an puts out and unfolds an old newspaper clipping which reads:
'SAHARA PIPELINE: LAID BY 1000 MEN IN ONE MONTH'
What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs.
I think many of you have mistaken homophonetic jokes for bad jokes.
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