weak jokes

[Old frt]

A good mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid.I quizzed him about it but he reckons he can stop anytime.

[The Mase]

That joke sunk as fast as japan...

[HotelBushranger]

You wouldn't have to be a father, would you Old Frt?

[XSorXpire]

With a joke like that i reckon clutch fluid is your weakness.

[Huggy]

You wouldn't have to be a father, would you Old Frt?

I believe the more appropriate name for this thread is 'Dad Jokes'

[OZY]

............ OK .......... ...... weak is rite

oz

[HughDMan]

Tough Crowd...

[Barfridge]

Dad Jokes - Tell them to me

[darkfibre]

With a joke like that i reckon clutch fluid is your weakness.

Thread is having trouble taking off.

[rod]

It'd have trouble taking off if it was on a 747, on a treadmill ha ha

[Desmo]

[Old frt]

You wouldn't have to be a father, would you Old Frt?

How did you guess? Father of four, but it gets better--- 5 grandkids, a whole new generation to traumatise, very satisfying when an eight year old says "oh grandad
puhleeeeze., I know my old dad would be laughing up there.

[clockworked]

a dyslexic man walks into a bra

[BusaSteve]

A bloke walked up to a bed and breakfast and said to the women leaning out of the second story window smoking "I want to stay here" she said "so stay there" and shut the window.

[rod]

*groan* the humour in that one is so light-on I had to re-read it three times.....................



Classic!

[Stavtech]

Horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says why the long face?

[Stavtech]

A Man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

[XSorXpire]

Then there was the seal pup that walked into a club.

[Old frt]

Oh gawd, sorry folks, promise I won't start any more threads BUT Didja hear about the Englishman, Irishman, Scot, Aussie, Indian, Sri lankan, Pakistani,frenchman, American, Argentinian, Chilean. Italian, Columbrian.Kiwi, Aussie, West Indian. Peruvian, Mexican, Greek, Afghani, Turk, Croation, Canadian, Russian, Pole, Iranian, Saudi, Israeli, Palestinian, German, Dutch,Spanish, Portuguese, Fin, Japanese, Chinese, Fijian, Morroccan, Nigerian, Brazilian, Belgian, Welsh and Danish guys who decided to go to a nightclub?
The bouncer wouldn't let them in-------no Thai.
SORRY

[SideBuRn]

the difference between anal and oral sex?

one makes your day the other makes your hole wea...oh nevermind