Well, I've decided what I want for Christmas

[The Saint]

I want a Shake Weight.



... actually, scratch that. I want a Shake Weight for Men.

[lee]

haha, they just did this on south park. hilarioussssss.

[Gazza]

Saw that a while ago and forgot what it was called when I wanted to show the missus haha, thanks for that.

[Fastgirl]

Saw that a while ago and forgot what it was called when I wanted to show the missus haha, thanks for that.

ermmm Gazza....your conversation will go like this, Id avoid mentioning anything if you ever want sex again:

Gazza: ''Hey hun, I saw this brilliant thing on telly the other day!''
Gazza's Missus: ''Oh yeah? What was it?''
Gazza...approaching doom innocently: ''Aww yeah it was brilliant, its for ya arms...like a shakey weight thing that works out ya flabby arm bits''
Gazza's Missus...about to bring the pain: ''My flabby arm bits? You saying I have flabby arm bits?''
Gazza realising his mistake too late: ''Ermm, nah babe. I just saw it on telly and it looked like a great workout!''
Gazza's missus: ''Oh I need a workout! You saying Im fat?''
Gazza is a doomed man: ''Ahhfuck''

And Gazza didnt have sex for about 6 months.

Moral of the story Gazza, never mention any workout equipment to your missus if you want sex ever again.

The end.

[Kytty]

That just looks ... all sorts of wrong >.< lol

[Elise]

I thought I saw this in another thread recently and I thought it looked all kindsa wrong too. Good luck with that Tim, I hope your Christmas is...um...fulfilling.

[The Saint]

Good luck with that Tim, I hope your Christmas is...um...filling.

It's not for anal use you dirty girl.